THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

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jaxadam said:
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Bag Man said:
@Beater My woman can confirm I'm towel rack, shoe rack, tool rack.

Watch her below, a gay tranny like you would even get hard!

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That’s why you are always here posting stupid shit. Limp Simp…

Lol
 
Bag Man said:
@Beater hello again @Donnie B.

I'm known as Diamond Dick in the member dept. and sometimes called the Flag Pole of the frigid North Pole.

No shrinkage with cold water, still stays hard even if I see my grand mother naked, rock solid after a party with the girls lesbian hockey team too.

So, you can see I could also be known as the shaslik of the middle east if I ever get over there. Love me a few sexy Belly Dancers hanging off the end of it.

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@Beater is not Donnie... @Beater is Neil Young

~ss
 
Monkey Man said:
That's one of my all-time-fave gals, Salem Koussa.


Correct.

There's definitely a "when your only tool is a hammer every problem presents itself as a nail" thing going on here.
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@Monkey Man Well, it's a fucking pain in the ass dealing with ALL the smoke and mirrors and for what.

Party is getting stale I'm afraid......................
 
Bag Man said:
@Monkey Man Okay, I'll have to lift my form and be even more rude and obnoxious to any and all from here on out. If I don't know who they are I'll turn up the heat...............I got plenty left in the tank.

Let the slaughter begin................:uzi::powpow::uzi::powpow:
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Ok, Limp Simp

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Beater said:
Oh look, a grammAryan.
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I'm not Aryan race.
Not blue eyed nor blond haired...

You aren't funny, witty or smart/educated.
Why be involved with an online forum, where typing, spelling and sentence structure are out in the open for everyone to see?

And the rubber duckie avatar?
All it says to me is that you like getting your Ernie ass fucked by your buddy Bert in the bathtub...
 
dcburn said:
I'm not Aryan race.
Not blue eyed nor blond haired...

You aren't funny, witty or smart/educated.
Why be involved with an online forum, where typing, spelling and sentence structure are out in the open for everyone to see?

And the rubber duckie avatar?
All it says to me is that you like getting your Ernie ass fucked by your buddy Bert in the bathtub...
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Being overly verbose doesn’t make you smart. Have you looked around this place?!? Lol. I seen plenty of guys that talk real pretty but they are complete morons. And then there’s you.
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Simple people don’t want to hear about simple things. They want to hear about great things simply stated.
 
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