THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

[Beater]

You've got about as much swing as a NO ARMED wooden Indian. Get a metronome and a LOOSE picking arm FFS.

As much as I dislike @Saggy Tits Man , he has ears. Lol

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

Christ, it ain’t a polished recording, it’s an amp test

 

[Ben Waylin]

BAG MAN !

You faggot !

PUT ThaT Damned "sMoKe On dA WaTtEr" clip back up on your Soundcloud so we can all enjoy some comedy gold.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Christ, it ain’t a polished recording, it’s an amp test

@pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr Maybe so but he's posting them and boasting about his abilities...............did you miss that part?

 

[Ben Waylin]

Maybe so but he's posting them and boasting about his abilities...............did you miss that part?

You called me out to post a clip yesterday, you silly faggot.

You told everyone you'd "mop the floor with me" with your badass guitar playing.

Then, you posted this shiteous clip of you playing "Smoke Of Da Water", and deleted it after 60 seconds.

 

[FokenBusker]

I thought @PLX 's playing was good

It's not like anybody here is a professional guitar player ffs

I'm happy for all of you I really am

 

[dcburn]

I thought @PLX 's playing was good

It's not like anybody here is a professional guitar player ffs

I'm happy for all of you I really am

I was under the impression that the professionals were all part of TGP?

 

[Ben Waylin]

I was under the impression that the professionals were all part of TGP?

TGP is for Telecaster playing dentists and homosexual lawyers.

 

[FokenBusker]

I was under the impression that the professionals were all part of TGP?

I can only think of 1 person who regulars the Pub who's an actual pro musician full time. There are giggers there too, but yeah.

That being said, the "pros" who regular the Effects forum are insufferable. So like I said, I'm happy for you guys. Some of you are fucking bonkers but you don't irritate me nearly as much as the insecure shitposters in TGP's FX forum. They're relentless.

 

[FokenBusker]

TGP is for Telecaster playing dentists and homosexual lawyers.

Don't forget Yacht owning PRS players. If you forget them they will remind you, trust me.

 

[Ben Waylin]

Don't forget Yacht owning PRS players. If you forget them they will remind you, trust me.

Those are called "moderators" over there.

 

[FokenBusker]

Those are called "moderators" over there.

Purple Jesus was a dope mod and he was fucking hilarious. I miss that guy. Also I doubt he owned a yacht. Rock on

 

[Ben Waylin]

Purple Jesus was a dope mod and he was fucking hilarious. I miss that guy. Also I doubt he owned a yacht. Rock on

Where's all that money going ?

 

[FokenBusker]

Where's all that money going ?

prob guitar pedals

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

Ever notice how a disproportionately high number of electric guitar virtuosos are Italian?

THINK ABOUT IT

 

[ShitSquatch]

Ever notice how a disproportionately high number of electric guitar virtuosos are Italian?

THINK ABOUT IT

Yeah that is something... I'd love to live in Italy.

~ss

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

Yeah that is something... I'd love to live in Italy.

~ss

- good food

- good women

- good guitar players

 

[ShitSquatch]

- good food

- good women

- good guitar players

Do they have Tacos in Italy?

~ss

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

Do they have Tacos in Italy?

~ss

They call em
tortellini

 

[Monkey Man]

They call em
tortellini

... and if you eat tacos in the Leaning Tower of Pisa they're called tacoleanies.