thinking of making amplifiers

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scottcrud":cc1b0 said:
make me a Mesa Boogie MKIIC+ clone!

Lol. :D

Anyway, here are some pointers for the original poster:

-Jump right into it. Who needs to learn about electronics or running a business.
-Make the amp capable of doing six million things on each channel; after all it's easy.
-Hand build each one.
-Use Mercury transformers only (MERCUREEEEE1111!!!11!!), preferrably seven on each amp.
-Make the amps $200 each.

:D

Seriously, if you know nothing about electronics already and haven't even considered what it takes to run a business, this is probably not a good idea at all. There always is room in a market for someone who has something different to offer in one way or another, but whether you'll consider it a worthwhile venture or not is another thing. I'm constantly tempted by job offers which would pay me a lot more than what I'm doing, and if my business weren't now doing reasonably well and showing promise of doing better (after 6 years of gradual improvement), I'd probably quit instantly. Most people wouldn't last 6 months without jumping ship to something more lucrative...like washing windows for instance.
 
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JamesPeters":b6767 said:
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Lol. :D

Anyway, here are some pointers for the original poster:

-Jump right into it. Who needs to learn about electronics or running a business.
-Make the amp capable of doing six million things on each channel; after all it's easy.
-Hand build each one.
-Use Mercury transformers only (MERCUREEEEE1111!!!11!!), preferrably seven on each amp.
-Make the amps $200 each.

This is the only time I have ever agreed with James. He's spot on.
 
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JamesPeters":8dbdc said:
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Most people wouldn't last 6 months without jumping ship to something more lucrative...like washing windows for instance.

Tubesteakfortone is going to be pissed.
 
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Bob Savage":1c020 said:
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Tubesteakfortone is going to be pissed.

I'm sure some window washers get paid better than others. There are ones who contract, and wash the windows of tall buildings etc., and there are the guys who go door to door with a pail asking if you want your windows washed. :)
 
I wash car windows at stoplights. Then again, I do live in a van down by the river.
 
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JamesPeters":66558 said:
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I'm sure some window washers get paid better than others. There are ones who contract, and wash the windows of tall buildings etc., and there are the guys who go door to door with a pail asking if you want your windows washed. :)

Which one is the bad one?
 
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JamesPeters":56cad said:
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Lol. :D

Anyway, here are some pointers for the original poster:

-Jump right into it. Who needs to learn about electronics or running a business.
-Make the amp capable of doing six million things on each channel; after all it's easy.
-Hand build each one.
-Use Mercury transformers only (MERCUREEEEE1111!!!11!!), preferrably seven on each amp.
-Make the amps $200 each.

:D

Don't forget to use street signs for the chassis. They bend up real nice and they're free if you know where to look.
 
Make a 3 channel amp

Bogner Shiva Clean
Bogner 101B Blue Channel Crunch
Soldano SLO Overdrive

Thanks !!
 
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BlackRose":bd892 said:
Make a 3 channel amp

Bogner Shiva Clean
Bogner 101B Blue Channel Crunch
Soldano SLO Overdrive

Thanks !!

And all for the low, low price of just $400! What are you waiting for? Get yours now! Just dial 1-800-FAB!!!1!11!!!!!*

*Inclusion of 4th signature "the bomb" channel standard without customer consent
 
Make clones of peters amps, although its probably easier to get the schematics for the hiwatt amps he copies off of!
 
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noseminer":ce984 said:
Make clones of peters amps, although its probably easier to get the schematics for the hiwatt amps he copies off of!
No he copies Soldanos!
 
Get your facts straight here. He copied Soldano, who copied Hiwatt, who copied Marshall, who copied Fender, who copied the 5150.
 
I think Doug Roccaforte can make Peters clones, but you have to email him and keep it on the down-low.
 
JAYMEZ PETARZ CAN I BUY YOUR SCHEMATICS PLEASE I WILL MAKE A GOOD OFFER OF $5 (PLS IT IS VITAL)
 
PLEASE MR. JAMES PETERS IT IS WITH GREAT LOVE THAT I MUST ASK YOU MY CHRISTIAN BROTHER TO NOT CONSIDER THIS OFFERING FOR IT IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST FOR US TO DEFEAT THIS.

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND ‘TOP SECRET’. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF YOUR PETERS SCHEMATIC INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY’S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY’S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY’S NAME.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY
DR CLEMENT OKON
 
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OneArmedScissor":5f014 said:
PLEASE MR. JAMES PETERS IT IS WITH GREAT LOVE THAT I MUST ASK YOU MY CHRISTIAN BROTHER TO NOT CONSIDER THIS OFFERING FOR IT IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST FOR US TO DEFEAT THIS.

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND ‘TOP SECRET’. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF YOUR PETERS SCHEMATIC INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY’S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY’S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY’S NAME.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY
DR CLEMENT OKON

WTF I SENT THAT EMAIL WITHIN THE STRICTEST FORM OF CONFIDENTIALITY WTFFF STOP RUINING THINGS
 
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