- Bending with my second finger,
- not using a metronome,
- not tuning first,
- wondering why there is no sound (volume on guitar is off),
- realising after 20 minutes of playing my tone knob was down or I was in the neck position trying to play rhythm,
- blaming gear,
- not buying gear I actually need,
- buying things for wrong reasons and then getting attached, stopping me from buying the things I actually need,
- But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Man, I feel so much better now. Thanks!