What's up with Tan Pants?

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That's 'cause you're an asshole mate. :LOL: :cheers2:
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FYI they’re not tan pants. They used to be white khakis but most who wear them have severe bladder control problems.
 
If you don’t have at least a pair for each day of the week in varying styles, fits and shades of tan, you are no man. Tan pants are the final piece of the puzzle in becoming a man of status and style. They must be accompanied with the correct mix of colors in a plaid button up with a v neck sweater over it. The colors should be salmon (manly word for pink), lime green, light purple, aqua, tan of course and a hazy grey. Essential items of manhood.
 
It’s just shorthand for somebody who is boring as hell and lives a 100% risk averse life, who thinks it’s not “real music” unless it’s Steely Dan and who says stuff like “nobody needs that much gain.”
You need a deluxe reverb or better yet a $4000 clone of a deluxe reverb and at least a 15 pedal board

It must be played thru a tele which means you get to say “if you can’t do it on a tele you can’t do it” a lot
 
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