Who wants to be crew on my yacht?

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I'm planning a trip across the Atlantic to the Azores in a couple of months. Would anyone be interested in crewing for me and eating fresh caught fish from the ocean and drinking the finest champagne and playing smooth jazz on bespoke instruments every day?

I'm not going to sugar coat it, the seas can be rough sometimes and one or two of you might die; but for the ones that survive, a bountiful paradise awaits. One thing I can promise you and your families is that we will sing songs and tell tales of your bravery in this endeavor.
 
Count me in. Where is the port of departure? Hopefully Miami or the Keys. Is Paul Reed Smith joining us on the voyage?
 
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Will my cabin have plush, or somewhat plush carpeting?
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It has the most plush carpet ever. It's so tall and plush, you'd think a landscape crew should come in and cut it down to size.

@VonBonfire, we'll be leaving from Portsmouth, Rhode Island. Don't worry if it's a bit of a drive for you, I'll swing on down to a port near you and pick you up.

@Dan Gleesak no, it's not optional. You have to wear at least a bathing suit, and no banana hammocks allowed. I don't want to look at that while I'm trying to keep my food down.
 
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@Dan Gleesak no, it's not optional. You have to wear at least a bathing suit, and no banana hammocks allowed. I don't want to look at that while I'm trying to keep my food down.
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Oh Portsmouth you say? Maybe I’m back in. Love it out that way.

I might whip my dick out near Block Island so you throw me off though
 
I’m down but if you play jazz music around me I might have a flashback and have surprise butt sexors with you
 
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SmuggNorris said:
I'm planning a trip across the Atlantic to the Azores in a couple of months. Would anyone be interested in crewing for me and eating fresh caught fish from the ocean and drinking the finest champagne and playing smooth jazz on bespoke instruments every day?

I'm not going to sugar coat it, the seas can be rough sometimes and one or two of you might die; but for the ones that survive, a bountiful paradise awaits. One thing I can promise you and your families is that we will sing songs and tell tales of your bravery in this endeavor.
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You should PM Charvel Dan. He is familiar with a lot of semen.
 
I’ll do it.
Sea doggin’ it.
Life isn’t so grim when your too far for identifiable lifeforms out there.
Where barracuda are minnows.
They’ll slice you with their teeth passing by and “smiling” at you so be on the look out, ya hear?
There’s a secret world in the center of the Earth btw.not too far from the Dry Totugas..🤘🏻
You can only get there by deep sea travel,
but not a soul ever returns as that’s the only guarantee.
There is a heaven, it’s just the best life here sucks so bad.. nobody returns to tell us about it.

Hell?
Yea, I’ve actually been a couple of times and truely believe it’s out dated and over rated because everyday life is hell…
Computer chips…they’ll soon be everything.
No chip, no bueno.
Are we the evolution of..shit?
I think I’m onto to something here.
Shit becoming a human at it’s highest end of the spectrum on the evolutionary scale ?
Life eating fucking life once again aye?
Our habits are like puzzle pieces to our over all health.
The best health insurance is when your healthy.
For real diamonds right there.

The Monday 430 grind calls to me..
BRING IT you bastards.
I’m riding the beam into detouring my thoughts of the moment and cascading into a deep sleep.
Cheers for YEARS💯
 
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