Will he (Lisa) challenge me on the forum?

[VonBonfire]

Oh shit ! I see it now.

You dumbasses got that thread locked.

Anyways, here's Wonderwall..

Time to tuck that pinky in there Django.

 

[Ben Waylin]

Time to tuck that pinky in there Django.

That's an old wive's tale.

 

[Thumbpicker]

Time to tuck that pinky in there Django.

That's Joe Satriani stuff.

 

[VonBonfire]

That's Joe Satriani stuff.

I'm just saying a bottle of Ronsonol and a cig lighter would improve his technique.

 

[Thumbpicker]

I'm just saying a bottle of Ronsonol and a cig lighter would improve his technique.

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I think a metronome would help.

Especially if he played slide with it.

 

[VonBonfire]

I think a metronome would help.

Especially if he played slide with it.

I could fix his technique with some athletic tape. Bind the pinky to his ring finger and make him play that way for a month solid. Problem solved.

 

[7704A]

Get back to me when you come up with some of your own fresh material that's actually funny.

Sir, this is OTC.

 

[voodooradio1]

The proper response is to show up with your dick in one hand and sandwich makings in the other. She will know what to do from there.

 

[MadAsAHatter]

Sir, this is OTC.

My bad. I must have forgotten where I was. Carry on.

 

[7704A]

My bad. I must have forgotten where I was. Carry on.

No problem. Do you want fries with that?

 

[JackBootedThug]

If I knew it was going to be this kind of party I’d a stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I'm listing it on TGP later tonight

 

[Thumbpicker]

If I knew it was going to be this kind of party I’d a stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

I used to work with a little Italian guy and he'd often say to me "[Last Name], I'd rather have hit my dick with a hammer than come into work today".

 

[Thumbpicker]

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[SteveGlitch]

Not me. I just play through a clean amp straight in. I don't need no steeenking mamby pamby gear! Gear is for woke pussies.

I challenge you to a duel at high noon outside the saloon. Bring your soy latte.

Okay! Post away

 

[Thumbpicker]

Okay! Post away

I wasn't talking about posting my playing up but I've done it before if you want to scrounge through post histories... I was just trying to get laughs.

 

[JackBootedThug]

Thumbpicker is legit. He earned his moniker.

 

[Ben Waylin]

I used to work with a little Italian guy and he'd often say to me "[Last Name], I'd rather have hit my dick with a hammer than come into work today".

*then

 

[Thumbpicker]

*then

It's "than". It's comparing two things, hitting your dick with a hammer and coming into work.

Why do I feel like I'd rather die than go to work? - Quora

 

[Ben Waylin]

It's "than". It's comparing two things, hitting your dick with a hammer and coming into work.

Why do I feel like I'd rather die than go to work? - Quora

*in to