Words or phrases people say that let you know they’re a douche bag.

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Floyd Eye said:
I use clearly all the time. You prefer obviously ? How many words that mean obviously are okay and devoid of douchebaggery ?
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It's different if you say "well, it's pretty clear" to someone not getting it but the "let me be clear" covid politicians can eat my boot. You can tell me you're screwing me by telling me you're screwing me, you don't need to say "let me be clear" first. Maybe I should start saying "clearly obvious" :LOL:
 
VonBonfire said:
It's different if you say "well, it's pretty clear" to someone not getting it but the "let me be clear" covid politicians can eat my boot. You can tell me you're screwing me by telling me you're screwing me, you don't need to say "let me be clear" first. Maybe I should start saying "clearly obvious" :LOL:
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I usually use it against Acceptance. LIke this. "Clearly you are lacking a fundamental knowledge of issue A), etc.."
 
Are you always drunk?
Tariffs
Insta
Ernie Ball
You Just Sunk My Battleship
 
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As I was re-reading all of these I thought it would be fun to combine them into a story as I'm drinking tonight and Totally Bored. Let me know what you think :lol:



At my last jam sesh one of my bandmates brought an illegal gun. As he was trying to get some chime and note bloom thru his pedal board friendly PAF-ish loaded guitar, someone yelled “Gun violence”. As much as I wanted to come with, I couldn’t help how delish his ringing bells oozed with haunting mids. So, I cried out, “Bro school me on that Dumble. I’m listening and learning.” Well, turns out it was his Murphy Lab. He said, are you retarded? Someone interjected, Wassup guys! Love the cock, but this infringes on my 2a right. Any number of expressions were clearly rather irregardless of late so I, therefore, or should I say, I furthermore felt, “I could care less”! But I gathered my band and addressed them all by saying, “Brah! Dude! Chick! I’m totes gonna sus this social justice because I get my coffee from Starbucks, and therefore I, rather, furthermore I am an Internet influencer, so it is what it is”.



So, they were like, “m’kay, hell yeah your socials make us smash that like button like a jab in a patriot because Patreon is rent free here in ‘Merica”. This immeasurable stupidity forced a quick Google search obviously, and the answer was “more gain on tap”. Someone giggled… ‘woof’, ‘meow’, ‘baa’. Well that got the drummer involved and he asked, ‘are you always drunk?’ It is getting out of hand all these pronouns, tariffs, hose pipes, hot water heaters, military intelligence, Ernie’s balls... it’s just insta You just sunk my battleship!
 
311splawndude said:
As I was re-reading all of these I thought it would be fun to combine them into a story as I'm drinking tonight and Totally Bored. Let me know what you think :lol:



At my last jam sesh one of my bandmates brought an illegal gun. As he was trying to get some chime and note bloom thru his pedal board friendly PAF-ish loaded guitar, someone yelled “Gun violence”. As much as I wanted to come with, I couldn’t help how delish his ringing bells oozed with haunting mids. So, I cried out, “Bro school me on that Dumble. I’m listening and learning.” Well, turns out it was his Murphy Lab. He said, are you retarded? Someone interjected, Wassup guys! Love the cock, but this infringes on my 2a right. Any number of expressions were clearly rather irregardless of late so I, therefore, or should I say, I furthermore felt, “I could care less”! But I gathered my band and addressed them all by saying, “Brah! Dude! Chick! I’m totes gonna sus this social justice because I get my coffee from Starbucks, and therefore I, rather, furthermore I am an Internet influencer, so it is what it is”.



So, they were like, “m’kay, hell yeah your socials make us smash that like button like a jab in a patriot because Patreon is rent free here in ‘Merica”. This immeasurable stupidity forced a quick Google search obviously, and the answer was “more gain on tap”. Someone giggled… ‘woof’, ‘meow’, ‘baa’. Well that got the drummer involved and he asked, ‘are you always drunk?’ It is getting out of hand all these pronouns, tariffs, hose pipes, hot water heaters, military intelligence, Ernie’s balls... it’s just insta You just sunk my battleship!
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Very creative lol
 
311splawndude said:
As I was re-reading all of these I thought it would be fun to combine them into a story as I'm drinking tonight and Totally Bored. Let me know what you think :lol:



At my last jam sesh one of my bandmates brought an illegal gun. As he was trying to get some chime and note bloom thru his pedal board friendly PAF-ish loaded guitar, someone yelled “Gun violence”. As much as I wanted to come with, I couldn’t help how delish his ringing bells oozed with haunting mids. So, I cried out, “Bro school me on that Dumble. I’m listening and learning.” Well, turns out it was his Murphy Lab. He said, are you retarded? Someone interjected, Wassup guys! Love the cock, but this infringes on my 2a right. Any number of expressions were clearly rather irregardless of late so I, therefore, or should I say, I furthermore felt, “I could care less”! But I gathered my band and addressed them all by saying, “Brah! Dude! Chick! I’m totes gonna sus this social justice because I get my coffee from Starbucks, and therefore I, rather, furthermore I am an Internet influencer, so it is what it is”.



So, they were like, “m’kay, hell yeah your socials make us smash that like button like a jab in a patriot because Patreon is rent free here in ‘Merica”. This immeasurable stupidity forced a quick Google search obviously, and the answer was “more gain on tap”. Someone giggled… ‘woof’, ‘meow’, ‘baa’. Well that got the drummer involved and he asked, ‘are you always drunk?’ It is getting out of hand all these pronouns, tariffs, hose pipes, hot water heaters, military intelligence, Ernie’s balls... it’s just insta You just sunk my battleship!
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Well done :LOL:
 
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