Yngwie at 18.

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Geo said:
Yup, still hate him.
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Tell us more "Geo",we're all friends here, please be at ease in a very safe space, provide some context.

I am left alone, trepidatiously whirling in a flummoxed state of bewilderment and wonderment of your pronounced hatred Geo.

Did he shag you GF backstage blasting multiple cocaine and cognac fueled ejaculations in various orifices ?

Did he nonchalantly and accidentally drop your 8 ball of primo Peruvian pink flake coke on the Super 8 hotel room carpet in an inebriated Swedish meatball fury back in 1989 ?

Perhaps Monsieur Malmsteen refused your mundane Dunkin' Doughnuts™ offering instead of his usual preference of small batch local fair trade organic gluten free vegan artesian hand crafted by central American refugees offerings?

I know ! You must prefer Shawn Lane or holdsworth for inhuman technique ,unattainable harmonic super impositions and chord extensions ?
 
MTS said:
Tell us more "Geo",we're all friends here, please be at ease in a very safe space, provide some context.

I am left alone, trepidatiously whirling in a flummoxed state of bewilderment and wonderment of your pronounced hatred Geo.

Did he shag you GF backstage blasting multiple cocaine and cognac fueled ejaculations in various orifices ?

Did he nonchalantly and accidentally drop your 8 ball of primo Peruvian pink flake coke on the Super 8 hotel room carpet in an inebriated Swedish meatball fury back in 1989 ?

Perhaps Monsieur Malmsteen refused a mundane non artisan local free trade Dunkin' Doughnuts™ offering?

I know ! You must prefer Shawn Lane or holdsworth for inhuman technique ,unattainable harmonic super impositions and chord extensions ?
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Homo says what?
 
Geo said:
Homo says what?
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yes it's true, you've found me out dearest Geo.
I am currently shackled on the polyethylene covered sawhorse in a basement being ass raped by 20 odd maga sailors sans lub,squealing in delight as my rectum bleeds and froths santorum in gushing spurts all over the floor
will you help mop it up?
 
MTS said:
yes it's true, you've found me out dearest Geo.
I am currently shackled on the polyethylene covered sawhorse in a basement being ass raped by 20 odd maga sailors sans lub,squealing in delight as my rectum bleeds and froths santorum in gushing spurts all over the floor
will you help mop it up?
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What's the matter? Did they close all the stores in your disgusting neighborhood and now you have to drive to Paramus to shoplift?
 
psychodave said:
Some pretty cool stuff. 18:18 mark he starts playing some insane runs.

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The crazy thing about this and his career was that he played I think literally only 8 shows in Sweden and was then swiftly jetted to cali by the great Mike Varney for his inclusion in Steeler and the rest as they say is history.
A revolution ignited,
 
Geo said:
What's the matter? Did they close all the stores in your disgusting neighborhood and now you have to drive to Paramus to shoplift?
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tisk tisk sweetheart
seemsI've hit a nerve
so sorry sweetie
continue to hate!
 
MTS said:
tisk tisk sweetheart
seemsI've hit a nerve
so sorry sweetie
continue to hate!
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The definition of hate is Newark NJ, the disgusting, diseased arm pit of the country.
 
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Geo said:
The definition of hate is Newark NJ, the disgusting, diseased arm pit of the country.
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Sorry to disappoint Dearest Geo but Newark is the default Verizon hub ip address, I actually live in Closter
 
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Geo said:
The definition of hate is Newark NJ, the disgusting, diseased arm pit of the country.
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Newark is actually as bastion of incredible art and music.
Home to THE BEST commercial free jazz stations in the USA - WBGO
https://www.wbgo.org/

Hometown of Wayne Shorter, Mary J Blige, Lords of the Underground, Redman and so many other luminaries of literature, art, and science and academics.
Feel free to catch up and dispell your misguided perceptions here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_from_Newark,_New_Jersey

When your done please continue to utter vapid homophobic utterances and Yngwie dis' !
 
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MTS said:
Newark is actually as bastion of incredible art and music.
Home to THE BEST commercial free jazz stations in the USA - WBGO
https://www.wbgo.org/

Hometown of Wayne Shorter, Mary J Blige, Lords of the Underground, Redman and so many other luminaries of literature, art, and science and academics.
Feel free to catch up and dispell your misguided perceptions here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_from_Newark,_New_Jersey

When your done please continue to utter vapid homophobic utterances and Yngwie dis' !
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I have been to Newark dick, it's disgusting, smelly and crime ridden.

I am glad you live in your parents basement in an upscale, predominantly white suburb.
 
Geo said:
Did you steal your apartment?
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By Golly how did you know? As I was shoplifting baked beans, ky jelly, tampons for my runny mangina and motor oil I stuffed an entire apartment into my soiled seedy smegma stained trench coat !
 
Geo said:
I have been to Newark dick, it's disgusting, smelly and crime ridden.

I am glad you live in your parents basement in an upscale, predominantly white suburb.
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I actually own my own home sweets
care to come over one day?
I will teach you black star note for note!
 
MTS said:
I actually own my own home sweets
care to come over one day?
I will teach you black star note for note!
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How about posting up a clip of you playing Blackstar note for note at the same speed Yngwie plays it. 🤷
 
meh
I'm "arguing" with an unworthy intellectually challenged opponent.
Kinda like trying to explain oneself to a common housefly
Toodles and farewell yon predictable knee jerk dullard!
Continue to wallow in your mire of Malmsteen hatred!
You have won the fight to own your mediocrity!
[ After all I get the feeling YJM did indeed bang a family member or loved one tee hee)
 
MTS said:
meh
I'm "arguing" with an unworthy intellectually challenged opponent.
Kinda like trying to explain oneself to a common housefly
Toodles and farewell yon predictable knee jerk dullard!
Continue to wallow in your mire of Malmsteen hatred!
You have won the fight to own your mediocrity!
[ After all I get the feeling YJM did indeed bang a family member or loved one tee hee)
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Funny, you started it dumbass, go run and hide now.
 
Geo said:
Funny, you started it dumbass, go run and hide now.
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So edgy, I think I cut myself while replying.
Its probably best for you to be on Truth Soviet, or whatever....
And if you really need attention this bad, standing naked in the street with a plunger up your ass would be infinitely more effective. Try it. Sometimes you just gotta grab life by the pussy.
 
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