Telephant
Active member
its whole nother world of piss covered fucking. but it feels so good. 
Jeff Hilligan
Well-known member
Shea are you drunk? 
mrp5150
Active member
iss:
Telephant
Active member
so wasted. And im at work. Life sucks.
tweed
New member
You are so riding in the trunk next year at NAMM.
Telephant
Active member
I wont be at NAMM next year, chances are I will be dead.
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eonblue
New member
I pissed all over all my friends one time.
It was senior week(just graduated high school) and we were all in Panama City, FL. I had just funneled 4 fucking IceHouse beers and drank another 4. Yeah, I know thats just asking for trouble. So anyway, we decide it would be fun to drive to Destin for some reason so we packed like 5 of us in my buddies Chevy S10 and 3 in the cab . Long story short we got lost on the way there(the driver was trashed which I no longer condone) and on the way back I really had to piss. Everyone in the back was all passed out and shit so I decide it would be sweet to piss off the back of a moving truck. Turns out not so much. Updraft sprayed the piss all over everyone in the back of the truck but i couldnt stop.......ROFL.....one dude in particular I remember looking at his sleeping face as I pissed all over it. Sweetest thing is they were PASSED OUT....so they never even knew.
It was senior week(just graduated high school) and we were all in Panama City, FL. I had just funneled 4 fucking IceHouse beers and drank another 4. Yeah, I know thats just asking for trouble. So anyway, we decide it would be fun to drive to Destin for some reason so we packed like 5 of us in my buddies Chevy S10 and 3 in the cab . Long story short we got lost on the way there(the driver was trashed which I no longer condone) and on the way back I really had to piss. Everyone in the back was all passed out and shit so I decide it would be sweet to piss off the back of a moving truck. Turns out not so much. Updraft sprayed the piss all over everyone in the back of the truck but i couldnt stop.......ROFL.....one dude in particular I remember looking at his sleeping face as I pissed all over it. Sweetest thing is they were PASSED OUT....so they never even knew.
Gainfreak
New member
Dude,
please don't tell me that you are getting into the water sports?
please don't tell me that you are getting into the water sports?
Telephant
Active member
ahahah Dude you're telling me Keith never pissed on some whore? I know that guy has.
Telephant
Active member
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ahahahaha goddamn it you and I would get along great.eonblue":a18ec said:I pissed all over all my friends one time.
It was senior week(just graduated high school) and we were all in Panama City, FL. I had just funneled 4 fucking IceHouse beers and drank another 4. Yeah, I know thats just asking for trouble. So anyway, we decide it would be fun to drive to Destin for some reason so we packed like 5 of us in my buddies Chevy S10 and 3 in the cab . Long story short we got lost on the way there(the driver was trashed which I no longer condone) and on the way back I really had to piss. Everyone in the back was all passed out and shit so I decide it would be sweet to piss off the back of a moving truck. Turns out not so much. Updraft sprayed the piss all over everyone in the back of the truck but i couldnt stop.......ROFL.....one dude in particular I remember looking at his sleeping face as I pissed all over it. Sweetest thing is they were PASSED OUT....so they never even knew.
Telephant
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simbasa
New member
You ever thought of doing porn, bro? You might as well get paid for it with all the things you like to do. Sounds like you would do just fine under the lights and cameras. 