thegame
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Larry is so extraordinarily healthy he has nine lives. For anyone counting, that’s nine lives more than his cat
J
JimAnsell
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This dude sounds like he is on amphetamines.
novosibir
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I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your sincere condolences, thegame
Apparently there are still a few people who have a good heart?
Unfortunately, these days you have to look for people like you with a magnifying glass
311splawndude
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thegame
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Even I just got weirded out. Let that sink in…
novosibir
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japetus
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"When she keeps suckin' after you nut..."
shredi knight
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Man, the new Pet Cemetary movie looks really lame - "Sometimes dead is better, especially if Larry was your owner."
ZEEGLER
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Taking a shit-ton of supplements, but still smoking? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. I guess that way, you'll be in great shape when you inevitably get lung cancer/emphysema/COPD. 
OldGtrGuy
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This discussion makes me want a Larry amp with a custom troll faceplate.
shredi knight
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The damn taggers have struck again. Have they no respect? If only there was some way to know who was behind this:
novosibir
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Taking a shit-ton of supplements, but still smoking? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. I guess that way, you'll be in great shape when you inevitably get lung cancer/emphysema/COPD.
Oh you know, I've experienced so much in my life so far that other people would need two or even three lives to achieve the same level of experience - if I were to drop dead right now, I wouldn't actually cry a single tear for myself
So why should I forbid myself this part of my joy of life?
novosibir
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Would it be best to use your face as a template?
OldGtrGuy
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My face is far too ugly, can you make it a cat?
novosibir
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OldGtrGuy
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Not bad at all, how long of a lead time for the custom kitty plate?I can use cat faces.
However, this costs an additional charge of 2,000 euros
311splawndude
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I don't think he cares because he knows he only has so much time left on this Earth, and the backlog is now fucking with his long term plans.
thegame
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Thankfully I know a good psychic medium:
novosibir
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In principle, what you have conjured up here falls into the area of grave desecration - at least virtual grave desecration, which is based on the same impulse.
Your intended result or goal is crystal clear to me, because I am enough of a psychologist to be able to judge and recognize that.
However, desecration of graves is usually only carried out by poorly intelligent, primitive and characterless people who have had no upbringing or training.
The fact that something like this comes from you surprises and sobers me, because I had previously estimated that you had an IQ of >80...
... but as we see, even I can be wrong