A Deadly Serious Question - Real OR Bolt Ons?

[WGAF]

It's a question that has always perplexed me.

For me I'm in the real only camp but I know so many dudes just love fake bolt ons.

Okay, the poll is anonymous, of course, so your fetish won't be known.

Yes, you can only have 2 selections.

Let the Booby talk begin.

 

[CornNutz]

It's a bit more complicated.

The hard round bowling ball jobs are usually from a woman going from no tits, to fake tits. Or some tits, to way too much tits.
Also there are more natural like options depending where they place them.

My wife has implants, and I've never complained

A nice firm all natural is probably at the top of my list, but lets be realistic those have a shelf life, after they expire they need some patching up

 

[WGAF]

It's a bit more complicated.

The hard round bowling ball jobs are usually from a woman going from no tits, to fake tits. Or some tits, to way too much tits.
Also there are more natural like options depending where they place them.

My wife has implants, and I've never complained

A nice firm all natural is probably at the top of my list, but lets be realistic those have a self life, after they expire they need some patching up

Nothing a bit of panel beating can't fix

I agree, the female chest is a very complex area & issue.

I hear the 'gummy bear' implant fakes are the most real but they cost more & they've fooled many a male. You got any details on these?

For me, tits, ass & hips is where it's at.

 

[paulyc]

ALL boobs matter. Except huge areolas, not a fan of those.

 

[WGAF]

ALL boobs matter. Except huge areolas, not a fan of those.

Great tits on a dog ugly normal sized gal saves her EVERY time. Fact!

 

[Monkey Man]

ALL boobs matter.

That's boobist, Pauly.

 

[WGAF]

Come on you degenerates, what about some votes from ya?

This POLL ain't gonna suck itself..

 

[paulyc]

ALL boobs matter.

That's boobist, Pauly.

So I’m a boobist bubba ? So be it.

 

[Monkey Man]

Thought you'd get that one, mate. You can't say all lives matter 'cause it ain't PC, so... you're boobist!

 

[paulyc]

Thought you'd get that one, mate. You can't say all lives matter 'cause it ain't PC, so... you're boobist!

I got it.

 

[Monkey Man]

I had a feeling you did and were just playing along.

Sorry mate; I really am DADS (dumb as dog shit), especially when it comes to humour. I can take a long time to catch on sometimes. A very-long time.

 

[paulyc]

No problem bro. I HIGHLY doubt you're DADS though, and you're a nice guy. We're cool.

 

[Monkey Man]

Thanks man; likewise of course.

I do think of myself as pretty-dumb 'though 'cause I tend to miss the obvious whilst I'm all over the subtle stuff. Been like that since I was a kid.

 

[WGAF]

No problem bro. I HIGHLY doubt you're DADS though, and you're a nice guy. We're cool.

Pucker up as I love you so much Monkey

Get a room & a safe sex pack you two piss trough swimmers

 

[paulyc]

What, you jealous ??? You want your own monkey love ???

 

[WGAF]

What, you jealous ??? You want your own monkey love ???

There's no way I'm playing Magic Circle Club (Chakra Puja) with you two.



DEAR RIGTALK...I AM SORRY FOR POSTING THAT CARTOONISH N.S.F.W. PICTURE. I WILL NOT DO THAT AGAIN. IF I DO THE RIGHTOUS HAND OF THE JACKBOOTEDTHUG SHALL SMITE ME SMITINGLY.

 

[Monkey Man]

I fear I won't have enough to go around... more than a few times.

Oops... I see WGAF's slipped a quick post in. Better remove the pic mate; it breaks forum rules.

 

[paulyc]

The pic is right out of his spank bank personal stash.

 

[WGAF]

The pic is right out of his spank bank personal stash.

Maybe so, but you're front & CENTER in MM in front of you!

 

[paulyc]

I could do worse lol