A Map of New Jersey.

[thiswaythatway]

I just posted the same map on my Facebook! LOL!
Yeah it's quite accurate. Except the Jews part. They really should be peppered as small green dots throughout the northeastern part of the state.

Yeah, If you've ever driven through Lakewood you'd think you were in the Gaza Strip. And there should be a huge armpit on the map where Keansburg is. Freakin White trash heaven.

 

[thiswaythatway]

I crackedup when I saw "Where They Filmed Clerks."

Hey Dan, can you wrangle for me?

That area and all along the shore going South is the parts of NJ that DON'T SUCK. You don't see those dirty guidos until Memorial Day when they come out for their annual Summer Invasion. They vanish as soon as Labor Day hits. It's a mystery where they hibernate for the Winter.

 

[rcm78]

I grew up in the melting pot and Raritan valley commuters sections. Moved down to the border of McMansions and Pineys everywhere 12 years ago.

 

[Vrad]

I just posted the same map on my Facebook! LOL!
Yeah it's quite accurate. Except the Jews part. They really should be peppered as small green dots throughout the northeastern part of the state.

Yeah, If you've ever driven through Lakewood you'd think you were in the Gaza Strip. And there should be a huge armpit on the map where Keansburg is. Freakin White trash heaven.

Yep... LOL!
The Executives in Mansions Driving Mercedes was where I went to high school and that would have a ton of green dots... LOL! Especially Livingstein HAHHAHAHAHA

Oh yeah that whole area of Keansburg is hilarious. My older son would have his pop-warner games there. Pure comedy.

 

[Mokaccino]

I guess I'm in the "Canadian trash" part. Nice.

 

[thiswaythatway]

They should put a dot on Fort Lee and call it South Korea.

 

[Chris6870]

They should put a dot on Fort Lee and call it South Korea.

You mean Fawt Wee.

 

[Chris6870]

dp

 

[Vrad]

They should put a dot on Fort Lee and call it South Korea.

You mean Fawt Wee.

I thought it was Fort Ree... Like Floo-shing/ Frushing NY... LOL !

 

[Matt7]

This is awesome!

 

[thiswaythatway]

They should put a dot on Fort Lee and call it South Korea.

You mean Fawt Wee.

I thought it was Fort Ree... Like Floo-shing/ Frushing NY... LOL !

Hear there's a few places up there to get good massage.

And Camden really is worse than Detroit. It's the 2nd worst city in America. Amazing that it beat out that festering shit hole known as Newark.

 

[RockStarNick]

So I would feel at home in the "Pretty much Alabama" section?

Don't you love it when people make fun of Alabama? I do!

Everyone knows New Jersey has THE classiest people in the country! Just watch MTV if you don't think so.

Really. Don't you know that none of those people are actually from NJ.

What NJ does have is a little bit of everything. If you like the woods NorthWest is nice as is part of what is called the Piney section. A hidden jem is that it's some of the ATV riding you could imagine because it's all loose sugar sand down there. But typical fucking Liberal tree hugging hippy scumbags have made every weed sacred in this state and you get the cops called on you for as much as riding a go-cart in your front lawn. Yet, the same hippy scumbags have NO problem when they hack down a forest and make a fucking mall.

There's soo much about this state I fucking hate, and yet plenty that I love.

Amen to this.

Despite the "nice" sections, if it wasn't for friends and family, I'd get the mother f*ck out of here in a heartbeat.

 

[Gainzilla]

So I would feel at home in the "Pretty much Alabama" section?

Don't you love it when people make fun of Alabama? I do!

Everyone knows New Jersey has THE classiest people in the country! Just watch MTV if you don't think so.

Theres a VERY minute portion of NJ where the MTV Guineas hang out so trying to say that they represent the whole state of NJ is kinda silly. Besides, all of those dago morons are from Staten Island NY LOL, we dont like them either..

Im a NY'r but NJ aint a bad state at all..

 

[AmpliFIRE]

I saw this one as well...too funny!!!

 

[Gainzilla]

where on that map is cranford?

 

[Vrad]

where on that map is cranford?

It's in the "Middle-class Raritan Valley Commuters" part...

 

[Vrad]

They should put a dot on Fort Lee and call it South Korea.

You mean Fawt Wee.

I thought it was Fort Ree... Like Floo-shing/ Frushing NY... LOL !

Hear there's a few places up there to get good massage.

And Camden really is worse than Detroit. It's the 2nd worst city in America. Amazing that it beat out that festering shit hole known as Newark.

With Happy Ending!

Camden is such a shithole... I couldn't believe how bad it was until I went down there to the aquarium. I went down with my family and my best-friend's wife and kids... You got these two white middle-class families in nice-looking cars driving down the street of that shithole. I'm glad we didn't get shot at!

 

[thiswaythatway]

where on that map is cranford?

Exit 137 off the Parkway. Nice little town but I think it's still underwater from Hurricane Irene.

 

[Gainfreak]

LMFAO!!!

I need to see if they have one for Long Island hahaha!! To say that would be amusing is an understatement!!

 

[Vrad]

LMFAO!!!

I need to see if they have one for Long Island hahaha!! To say that would be amusing is an understatement!!

It's probably just like the northern half of NJ! LOL!