Being the Lowballer Douche Bag (Brand Revealed)

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It smells like a seller who doesn't understand actual fair market value. This is most sellers now, and is why they get pissed off or churlish when someone lowballs them.

Yep. Most of the time they made a mistake - either looking up the wrong item, or misunderstanding "listed" price over "sold" price
 
I think 900 is disingenuous. If you really want the guitar, offer him 1000 again with a message that reads, "my offer still stands."
 
It smells like a seller who doesn't understand actual fair market value. This is most sellers now, and is why they get pissed off or churlish when someone lowballs them.
This. That's why I hesitate. I don't want to fight delusions. It is a one off "Premium" version of a model that wasn't ever produced, but what does that matter if it was made by "Some Dude" Guitars. It doesn't have resale value. It's only really worth it to me, because I (hope) I know what I'm getting based on the two that I have.
 
That's probably the right move. I should extend the olive branch, since I pissed them off the first time.
It's the right move. He won't have a reason to be angry then.
 
It's not like you need the guitar. Lowball the shit out of him. :LOL:

I don't have sympathy for snowflakes who get upset by lowballs but I guess the younger generation can't bear to be told their shit isn't worth anything.:LOL:
They are all pussies. God knows how a generation of hard cunts raised a generation of soft cunts it just doesn’t make sense.
 
I think being polite about it and showing a comparable sale and offering that is totally fair. Going another 40 percent below that though, yeah… I don’t respond to that.
Polite about it? That son of a bitch already tried to lecture him like he is some sort of mentally deficient novice! I say we capture this guy!! Teach him a lesson in the ethics of guitar sales. Let’s rip his god damn finger nails out!!
 
It's in the vaccines and the formula and then it's in the edumucation.
This is true, I got the shingles vaccine last week, and I can say with certainty that I am both insane and likely invincible. I think I was shot last week and the bullet just deflected off my skin. I also caught myself sending out like a ton of lowball offers. It’s definitely the vaccines.
 
Have a bunch of friends send him lowball offers of $500-750. Give it a few days and swoop in with the $900-1000 offer and grab that guitar.

I used to have a friend that would ask me to send lowball offers to ebay sellers to make his offer look better. In turn, I've asked my friends to do the same for me when I'm trying to steal a deal on something.
 
Have someone near you bid on it: offer 1100 shipped. If you offer again and he takes it, he is eating crow. That would be a tuff claw to swallow.
 
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