Ever notice how much dudes simp over female guitar players online?

There are some genuinely great guitar players who are women, a few of them I listen to and would still listen if they were dudes, and they make genuinely good music. Not a lot but they exist.

However, the whole thing where dudes fall over themselves for these thirst trap guitar girls I don't understand at all, not on the internet anyway. These girls are almost never top tier players or writers, nor are they top tier hot. Their passable playing doesn't make them hotter, and their hottness doesn't make the playing better.

This is the internet. Seeing the hottest women you can imagine (doing hotter stuff than guitar playing) takes the same number of clicks, and hearing the most inspiring guitar music you can imagine takes the same number of clicks. There's no reason to water down both by forcing them together.
I actually like intro riff on this one a lot. So yeah, there are some good players in “girls and guitars” category lol🤘🏻

 
The Pantera girl always creeps me out with that look she gives the camera when she is playing. It is weird to me. Like she is in on some private joke that we do not know about. Odd.
 
THIS! Her, and Sophie Lloyd really irk me. Granted, Sophie is gorgeous and CAN play, but we all know what she's doing. The Pantera girl gets on my nerves the most of the current crop. I'm with you, her whining online about Kramer not building her a guitar and then all the mouth breathers with too much time on their hands build her one. Chill dudes, she's not going to have sex with you or send you titty pics.


Sophie I’m not familiar with. I mean trust me, I love beautiful woman, especially talented ones, I’m not gonna bash a dude for even leaving a comment, but throwing money at a chick just cause she’s sad a company won’t give her a sig guitar is just crazy to me. That guitar and case I saw had to be over $10k, I’m really curious how many dudes and what the average donation was to get to that point. Then I see “oh she was a legit contender to play in PanterA”.. the fuck she was lol, you think one of the biggest metal bands ever is gonna let some random internet chick take over dimebag Darrell’s spot playing stadiums?? That was a nice comforting lie someone told her trying to get laid
 
Sophie I’m not familiar with. I mean trust me, I love beautiful woman, especially talented ones, I’m not gonna bash a dude for even leaving a comment, but throwing money at a chick just cause she’s sad a company won’t give her a sig guitar is just crazy to me. That guitar and case I saw had to be over $10k, I’m really curious how many dudes and what the average donation was to get to that point. Then I see “oh she was a legit contender to play in PanterA”.. the fuck she was lol, you think one of the biggest metal bands ever is gonna let some random internet chick take over dimebag Darrell’s spot playing stadiums?? That was a nice comforting lie someone told her trying to get laid
Someone post her Pantera vids or her actual name so I can go :simp and send her money: I mean go watch.
 
Someone post her Pantera vids or her actual name so I can go :simp and send her money: I mean go watch.


Type in kayla Kent Kramer and you’ll see the video about the forum paying for her guitar, I don’t want to open the vid and give another view and then have her pop up in my feed again for two months LOL
 
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I think I'm going to get some gray sweatpants and a big ol' floppy pork loin from the store and stuff it down my pants and post guitar videos where it's obvious I'm trying to get it in the shot and just post them all over social media and see if I can't get some thirsty 35 year old single cat ladies to fawn over me.
 
I'm glad that I don't even know the names of any of these female guitar players. I avoid them like the plague. Except for that girl Tina who could actually play Arpeggios from Hell pretty well
 
Type in kayla Kent Kramer and you’ll see the video about the forum paying for her guitar, I don’t want to open the vid and give another view and then have her pop up in my feed again for two months LOL
Interesting....I'm not going to bash on someone simply because it's a female but I also dislike the simping era we live in so I have some critiques of course.

I have actually seen that video before but it's the only one I've ever seen from her channel. Badass guitar tbh.

I do think if she gets big on youtube it's going to be simply because she's a soft spoken woman who's trying to pull off the Thelma look. She seems nice, as humans go and each player has their own shtick.....apparently hers is lead playing. She isn't horrible by any means but also I'm not going to sub to her channel to hear amazing solos.

For one, theyre all covers and for 2 it's 99% Pantera. I just have a different viewpoint i suppose. Pantera was also my favorite band.....when I was 13.......and there's much more interesting shit out there these days.

But at least 77k people like her playing, likes her inside joke look or likes her penis so who am I to judge. She seems cool to me but not a channel I would be interested in.
 
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