Ever notice how much dudes simp over female guitar players online?

I should get some tits . I’d be famous after 1 video if I had tits and play like I do . I’ve known this for years . I still have time
Maybe not a bad investment, what are good tits going for these days 10k?

Could see a great youtube roi in no time.....I think you should go to the Kramer forum and cry about you not having tits but want them really bad.
 
I think I'm going to get some gray sweatpants and a big ol' floppy pork loin from the store and stuff it down my pants and post guitar videos where it's obvious I'm trying to get it in the shot and just post them all over social media and see if I can't get some thirsty 35 year old single cat ladies to fawn over me.
You're onto something here. Be sure to chew bubble gum during each vid.
 
You simps don't get it. Girls used to simp over guitarists, and still do. It's just the cool zone bros who get head and props.
 
Maybe not a bad investment, what are good tits going for these days 10k?

Could see a great youtube roi in no time.....I think you should go to the Kramer forum and cry about you not having tits but want them really bad.
I should ! P
 
Interesting....I'm not going to bash on someone simply because it's a female but I also dislike the simping era we live in so I have some critiques of course.

I have actually seen that video before but it's the only one I've ever seen from her channel. Badass guitar tbh.

I do think if she gets big on youtube it's going to be simply because she's a soft spoken woman who's trying to pull off the Thelma look. She seems nice, as humans go and each player has their own shtick.....apparently hers is lead playing. She isn't horrible by any means but also I'm not going to sub to her channel to hear amazing solos.

For one, theyre all covers and for 2 it's 99% Pantera. I just have a different viewpoint i suppose. Pantera was also my favorite band.....when I was 13.......and there's much more interesting shit out there these days.

But at least 77k people like her playing, likes her inside joke look or likes her penis so who am I to judge. She seems cool to me but not a channel I would be interested in.

i dont mean to bash her, shes certainly can play even though its all covers, she happened to be around at the perfect time with phil and the boys getting together to get noticed, and shes doing her thing. that situation though to me is the perfect example of todays simp culture, i cant imagine hearing her complain a company dosent make a guitar body anymore and then saying "let me grab my wallet and send her money to get another guitar which she already has made" like a whole forum of im gonna assume dudes probably closer to her grandfathers age did, with them getting no return other than the satisfaction she now has a guitar. or maybe she sent feet pics with her thank you note, idk :dunno::ROFLMAO:
 
No, it's just given the angry incels another way to hate on women.

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I hope she sees this and gives you a crumb of pussy, bro
 
Like most bishes.....they nothing special
That one girl that got a custom fiddle and didnt even flash an ass cheek or sum'n.....forget that chickenhead hoe
 
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