Giant thread of fake stuff and things I don't believe in

[VonBonfire]

TRIGGER WARNING!!!! NOT A SAFE SPACE!!!!

Safe spaces

DWI laws.

Wearing a mask, even on halloween.

Moon landings

Space travel

Vaccines for people and animals

Global warming

Global cooling

Climate change

AI technology

Digital currency

Helmet laws

Taxes on tobacco

Tee-totaling

Women voters

Women in politics

Birth Control

Fuel injected motorcycles

Pride in all forms

Legal drinking ages greater than 18

All digital modeling equipment for guitar

The Gay Place guitar forum and associated forums


I've missed a few but my wheels are just starting to turn.

 

[acceptance]

Oooh this is gonna be good

 

[VonBonfire]

Oooh this is gonna be good

Not if the soy boys heed my warning.

 

[acceptance]

Not if the soy boys heed my warning.

Soy boys are oddly aggressive in a kind of underhanded covert manner. I’m confident they’ll rise to the occasion.

 

[VonBonfire]

Soy boys are oddly aggressive in a kind of underhanded covert manner. I’m confident they’ll rise to the occasion.

It's passive aggressiveness. In face to face situations they are much more reasonable, or, at least they pretend to be.

 

[67mike]

TRIGGER WARNING!!!! NOT A SAFE SPACE!!!!

Safe spaces

DWI laws.

Wearing a mask, even on halloween.

Moon landings

Space travel

Vaccines for people and animals

Global warming

Global cooling

Climate change

AI technology

Digital currency

Helmet laws

Taxes on tobacco

Tee-totaling

Women voters

Women in politics

Birth Control

Fuel injected motorcycles

Pride in all forms

Legal drinking ages greater than 18

All digital modeling equipment for guitar

The Gay Place guitar forum and associated forums


I've missed a few but my wheels are just starting to turn.

 

[VonBonfire]

Legal weed

Illegal weed

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So what happens on the day you realize someone you detested was right?

 

[acceptance]

 

[Floyd Eye]

Can't wait for the Giant Thread of Things You Do Believe In.

 

[VonBonfire]

Can't wait for the Giant Thread of Things You Do Believe In.

It would be more like a little golden book.

 

[311splawndude]

Cool thread.

Don't forget planets, stars, galaxies, etc

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Fingers crossed this thread will suffice to keep the retardation out of every other thread.

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

Seems like the title should have been things you don't like. Most of that list exists except for modeling equipment.

 

[311splawndude]

Fingers crossed this thread will suffice to keep the retardation out of every other thread.

Don't count on it. Just roll with it.

 

[VonBonfire]

Seems like the title should have been things you don't like. Most of that list exists except for modeling equipment.

While some of the things on my list may or may not actually exist, I don't believe in them.

EXAMPLE: Prescription corrective lenses

Obviously they exist but I would never put that four eyes bullshit on my face so I don't believe in them.

 

[VonBonfire]

Fingers crossed this thread will suffice to keep the retardation out of every other thread.

You're smart enough to know that will never happen.

 

[VonBonfire]

I dont bellieve in:

Masks

Voting

Itineraries

Chinese motorcycles and atv's

Modeling amps

Legalizing weed.

Criminalizing weed.

Judges

Cops

Teachers

Lawyers

Fireballs whiskey=kiddie drink

Hard Seltzer=kiddie drink

Airless tires

Electric vehicles

Low watt amps for gigging

 

[7704A]

I forget, do you believe in the upcoming Sam Halen tour?

 

[VonBonfire]

I forget, do you believe in the upcoming Sam Halen tour?

I don't have a positive or negative opinion about Van Halen, the band or the guitarist. I respect Eddie for his achievements and think he is a sweet guitarist but it's not something I ever listen to. Probably just signed my death warrant here but there is more than enough VH love on this forum to make up for it.

 

[7704A]

Probably just signed my death warrant here but there is more than enough VH love on this forum to make up for it.

Well, I can think of worse ways to die than an excessively loud marshall.