Giant thread of fake stuff and things I don't believe in

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7704A said:
Well, I can think of worse ways to die than an excessively loud marshall.
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Eddie has great tone. I definitely believe that.

I don't believe in David Lee Roth, that guy irritates me. He should be a cantor in some shitty synagogue, not on stage with one of the world's foremost guitarists.
 
VonBonfire said:
While some of the things on my list may or may not actually exist, I don't believe in them.

EXAMPLE: Prescription corrective lenses

Obviously they exist but I would never put that four eyes bullshit on my face so I don't believe in them.
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VonBonfire said:
EXAMPLE: Prescription corrective lenses

Obviously they exist but I would never put that four eyes bullshit on my face so I don't believe in them
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Is it just me or once you get started on lenses you keep going back only to find out you need MOAR lenses?
 
This whole eyeglass/lense conversation seems very familiar. Hmmmmm.
 
311splawndude said:
This whole eyeglass/lense conversation seems very familiar. Hmmmmm.
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You're not going to get very far in life if you're that deluded. That's all I can say. Wake up kid.

About the only one I would give you a leave pass on is the Pride thing.
 
Good morning ya bunch of fucks

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Did you know sunsets are so colorful because the light travels through more atmosphere when it’s low in the sky, which filters out shorter wavelengths like purples and blues, leaving longer lengths like reds and oranges.

That’s why all those “fake” space photos are so great. The “fake” colors indicate the distances of the “fake” galaxies. Cool!
 
Thumbpicker said:
You're not going to get very far in life if you're that deluded. That's all I can say. Wake up kid.

About the only one I would give you a leave pass on is the Pride thing.
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I don't believe in "going far" in life. Haven't you read your bible? Acquisitiveness and great desire for worldly success are passions that will lead to heartache and disappointment. The demons cling to people who obsess over that kind of stuff. I do my best with my guitar and my time but I don't really care if it ever pays off. It's nice to keep my head above water playing music but even for successful musicians it can be a good way to go broke slowly.

I don't want a pickle, I just wanna ride my motor-sickle. The pursuit of 'stuff" is mostly meaningless to me. I have a couple cheap guitars and a couple cheap amps that get the job done. I bought a cheap bike that will cost a few bucks to put together but in the meantime no bike payment. I live in an unfinished house but everything I got I paid cash for and that beats the hell out of owing someone. I don't believe in taking out loans.
 
I don't believe in:

Taking out loans

Credit cards

The upper east coast

Mortgages

Bankers

Pajamas

Shoes

Chinese food yuck

Pizza with pineapple on it

Sit down restaurants
 
acceptance said:
Is it just me or once you get started on lenses you keep going back only to find out you need MOAR lenses?
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Yes you will slowly go blind. I did most of the reading I needed to do in the first half of my life. I don't read much anymore except for bible stuff and I can use a magnifying glass for that. I only believe in sunglasses.

311splawndude said:
This whole eyeglass/lense conversation seems very familiar. Hmmmmm.
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I don't understand what you are referencing? Was there someone else here who also hated corrective lenses?
 
Aynirar27 said:
Did you know sunsets are so colorful because the light travels through more atmosphere when it’s low in the sky, which filters out shorter wavelengths like purples and blues, leaving longer lengths like reds and oranges.

That’s why all those “fake” space photos are so great. The “fake” colors indicate the distances of the “fake” galaxies. Cool!
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Is this the kind of crap you think about when you wake up in the morning? Do you sit down to eat and when someone says "this meal is delicious" you gotta go on a long winded lecture about why it tastes like it does and how your tongue has different areas for detecting different tastes? You're the guy who just can't shut up and enjoy things quietly. You are a golden boy but you are also a total Poindexter. Geez man just enjoy the colors and shut your pie hole.
 
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