Giant thread of fake stuff and things I don't believe in

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311splawndude said:
Add it to the list :LOL:

What about cell phones, laptops, public cameras, Google, etc. You know they are spying on you VonBon.
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I liked my Nokia brick. I don't believe in smart phones but I have a $60 Samsung because they forced me to upgrade from 2g to 3g and then forced me to upgrade form 3g to 4g. I liked my blackberry but they quit providing service at a time when my wife was out of town so I had to upgrade to a 3g phone. Believe me, I kicked and screamed about it.

I know they are spying on me. Someday they will face judgment. I believe in judgment day.
 
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VonBonfire said:
I liked my Nokia brick. I don't believe in smart phones but I have a $60 Samsung because they forced me to upgrade from 2g to 3g and then forced me to upgrade form 3g to 4g. I liked my blackberry but they quit providing service at a time when my wife was out of town so I had to upgrade to a 3g phone. Believe me, I kicked and screamed about it.

I know they are spying on me. Someday they will face judgment. I believe in judgment day.
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I love my Smartphones. I had a Siemens slider many moons ago. It was one of the first phones that had WiFi. Then I went through a few Blackberry Curves, which I loved. Then I had a Microsoft phone. Then I had a Blackberry KeyOne (that ran Android). Now a Samsung 23F. I love all the capability and apps.

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And yeah, I like my wallet cases.
 
311splawndude said:
I love my Smartphones. I had a Siemens slider many moons ago. It was one of the first phones that had WiFi. Then I went through a few Blackberry Curves, which I loved. Then I had a Microsoft phone. Then I had a Blackberry KeyOne (that ran Android). Now a Samsung 23F. I love all the capability and apps.

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And yeah, I like my wallet cases.
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People collect strange things. I collect flashlights, vintage razors, knives, some other stuff I don’t brag about in case some of you guys are narcs. 😉

And apparently houses. When the closest house to mine went up for sale I bought it so people would be even further away from me. I own or have owned 3 other houses on my road. Two I sold. To family. You ain’t getting one house deep onto my street without your picture popping up on a monitor.
 
More stuff I don't believe in or is fake:

Credit cards

Tennis shoes

Joe Biden winning the presidency

Obama being born an American

Obama's chef drowning accidentally

Big Mike Obama having a vagina

Isis being a grass roots terror org

Government workers

The Federal Reserve

Donald Trumps tan

History as taught in smelly government school buildings

Black people as Hebrew Israelites

Place names with pagan origins

Supporting Ukraine

Gun laws

Speed limits
 
The US census

Pronouns

Higher education

Idiots who abuse psychedelics

Retirement

Sustainable energy

Unvented attics

Digital I.D's

Social Security
 
Males who get bossed by women

Males who don't own any weapons

Nuclear weapons

Secularism

Atheism

Buddhism

Hinduism

Males who read comics or watch cartoons

Males who have other childish hobbies

All news websites

Facebook
 
The United States Post Office

Subjective truth

Vegan diets

Eating raw fish or other sea foods

Not being the boss of your house

Most surgeries

Margarine

Artificial sweeteners

Home Owner's Associations

Golf

Golf courses

People who play and love golf that can't handle people who make fun of golf
 
Definitely don't believe in Journey or Kansas or Queen. Especially Queen. Freddy Mercury reminds me of aynirar if he was into theater and drama instad of the chug.

*cue aynirar saying he loves going to theater and was in drama in high school
 
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