Giant thread of fake stuff and things I don't believe in

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Definitely don't believe in Journey or Kansas or Queen. Especially Queen. Freddy Mercury reminds me of aynirar if he was into theater and drama instad of the chug.

*cue aynirar saying he loves going to theater and was in drama in high school

I was more in to playing sports in highschool. Soccer mostly, but a couple years of track too when I was chasing girls.
Not so much musical theater, but I did grow an appreciation for opera after all my music theory classes.

Here’s some aforementioned death :)

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Soccer mostly, but a couple years of track too when I was chasing girls.
I dunno I think I'd just quit track if I couldn't even outrun the women.

Soccer, there's some shit I really don't believe in. I think it's right up there with golf on the gay scale. My brother in law took his dirt bike out on the local golf course one night. Totally tore it up. The guy is a total moron and a scam artist, but I consider that his one shining moment of genius. I usually yell "fags!" loudly out my window when I pass a golf course or soccer field.
 
I dunno I think I'd just quit track if I couldn't even outrun the women.

Soccer, there's some shit I really don't believe in. I think it's right up there with golf on the gay scale. My brother in law took his dirt bike out on the local golf course one night. Totally tore it up. The guy is a total moron and a scam artist, but I consider that his one shining moment of genius. I usually yell "fags!" loudly out my window when I pass a golf course or soccer field.
I say the same thing when I see Americans playing gridiron in their girly helmets and padding - buncha poofters. Play some real football like Rugby league or Rugby Union. Don't be little girls like Americans.

 
I say the same thing when I see Americans playing gridiron in their girly helmets and padding - buncha poofters. Play some real football like Rugby league or Rugby Union. Don't be little girls like Americans.


Agree. American football is a literal waste of brain cells. Only hockey and boxing are acceptable for team sports unless we are talking about paintball or something obscure. Motorsports will always be acceptable as well but NASCAR is corporate homosexuality.
 
Agree. American football is a literal waste of brain cells. Only hockey and boxing are acceptable for team sports unless we are talking about paintball or something obscure. Motorsports will always be acceptable as well but NASCAR is corporate homosexuality.
Well I don't really think they are little girls - I'm just shit stirring lol
 
I Went to a fistfight once and a hockey game broke out.

Not at all into American Football. I used to be into Hockey until they pussified it. They may as well throw in some DEI and totally destroy it.

Used to be into Football ( soccer), but that was back when you didn't get a yellow or red card for a legal slide tackle and every pro player wasn't a full sleeved, man bun having douchebag.
 
Not at all into American Football. I used to be into Hockey until they pussified it. They may as well throw in some DEI and totally destroy it.
Hockey will never be fully wussified. The fact that anyone who slashes another man with a stick tends to get swung on demonstrates that. I used to play pee-wee and bantam hockey up north. Kids were cruel and brutal as hell even at those levels.
 
Hockey will never be fully wussified. The fact that anyone who slashes another man with a stick tends to get swung on demonstrates that. I used to play pee-wee and bantam hockey up north. Kids were cruel and brutal as hell even at those levels.
I played hockey too. And when I was growing up, soccer was pretty brutal.

Mandatory helmets and 5 minute majors for fighting totally pussified hockey. It's still more brutal than football, but it's a far cry from what it should be.
 
I played hockey too. And when I was growing up, soccer was pretty brutal.

Mandatory helmets and 5 minute majors for fighting totally pussified hockey. It's still more brutal than football, but it's a far cry from what it should be.
I don't know man. Goal tending without a helmet is ballsy as heck but there is a line between bravery and just being plain nuts, lol. I think a lot of hockey guys actually fall in the plain nuts category once they strap on those skates. I knew guys who played high level university league hockey. Good dudes but they ain't nobody's buddy once it's game on.
 
I don't know man. Goal tending without a helmet is ballsy as heck but there is a line between bravery and just being plain nuts, lol. I think a lot of hockey guys actually fall in the plain nuts category once they strap on those skates. I knew guys who played high level university league hockey. Good dudes but they ain't nobody's buddy once it's game on.
Wasn't speaking so much about goalies.
 
Wasn't speaking so much about goalies.
I understood, I just think the wussification you are talking about started at goalies wearing face masks. As one hockey great said, I'll paraphrase...something along the lines of "you don't need teeth to play hockey". LOL great saying.
 
I Went to a fistfight once and a hockey game broke out.

Not at all into American Football. I used to be into Hockey until they pussified it. They may as well throw in some DEI and totally destroy it.

Used to be into Football ( soccer), but that was back when you didn't get a yellow or red card for a legal slide tackle and every pro player wasn't a full sleeved, man bun having douchebag.
Remember when you could tackle the quarterback in American football? Those were the days
 
I understood, I just think the wussification you are talking about started at goalies wearing face masks. As one hockey great said, I'll paraphrase...something along the lines of "you don't need teeth to play hockey". LOL great saying.
Remember Al McInnis ? Fuck all y'all, I ain't wearing no helmet.
 
Remember Al McInnis ? Fuck all y'all, I ain't wearing no helmet.
I went to a Blackhawks-North Stars game as part of youth hockey in the late 80's. One of the guys on the hawks was still helmet less. There were multiple brawls. Great freaking game. The stars edged them out but it was pure excitement. The old met center was a great venue for watching games. Now it's the worthless Mall of America. Cheap seats near the back with a fairly up close view. $9 bucks at the time. I got some free tickets to a Tampa Bay Lightning game about ten years ago and had the same view from the middle section. The tickets said $100.50 on the stub!
 
Air is always leaking to space, but trees make more oxygen to replenish it. But now there are more breathers than trees. Eventually the air will run out of oxygen. Each person needs 7 to 8 trees worth of oxygen.
 
I was more in to playing sports in highschool. Soccer mostly, but a couple years of track too when I was chasing girls.
Not so much musical theater, but I did grow an appreciation for opera after all my music theory classes.

Here’s some aforementioned death :)

https://on.soundcloud.com/sk5U2ssmeo4VXRcz6
I noticed when I lived up north where you are there was almost no high school football. They had lacrosse and soccer and shit but hardly any football. Always wondered why. More people and a bigger area than here, and we have football everywhere. Soccer has really come on here for awhile now. Some people bitch about saying that it takes kids away from other sports. I said it was their fault for not letting kids play. If you are denying kids an opportunity because you want to pick a team then don’t bitch about a low turnout because of a sport where every kid gets an opportunity to play. Arrogance is it’s own reward.
 
Air is always leaking to space, but trees make more oxygen to replenish it. But now there are more breathers than trees. Eventually the air will run out of oxygen. Each person needs 7 to 8 trees worth of oxygen.
70% of oxygen on the planet comes from phytoplankton & algae, in the world's oceans..

You could cut down every tree, and we would all still have plenty of air to breathe.

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