Metalhex
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How do you go from getting arguably the hottest pussy on the planet to going..."nah I think penis is better" 
thegame
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Once you’ve climbed Everest, maybe exploring mancaves gets appealing?How do you go from getting arguably the hottest pussy on the planet to going..."nah I think penis is better"
NowYou'rePlayingWithPower
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How do you go from getting arguably the hottest pussy on the planet to going..."nah I think penis is better"
You start out as a lesbian.
67mike
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VESmedic
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Who the fuck makes fun of John Mayer? The dude has more talent in his pinky than any of us here combined. He’s got platinum records on his wall, and Jennifer love Hewitt on his dick…. GTFOH
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VonBonfire
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Everyone?
rsm
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For guitar, I'll just go with Allan Holdsworth.
...and John Petrucci.
..and Tim Henson (at Polyphia live in Sept-2023).
...and John Petrucci.
..and Tim Henson (at Polyphia live in Sept-2023).
RaceU4her
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dude im from his hometown and this thread is exactly how dudes here talk about him
my father HATED him, his reasons were that airy voice and he was dating jessica simpson, who i guess my father must have thought he had a shot with or something and john pulled her away lol. theres certainly not a lot of hometown love amongst dudes for him at least which i always found odd.
Monkey Man
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So far there's been a fair bit of discussion about his playing.
The gay-humour side of it hasn't been over-the-top in that it's been funny but not vitriolic against gay people. IOW, all in good fun so far. Don't worry; I've been keeping an eye on it.
That said, characterising any demographic in a mean-spirited way isn't tolerated anyway, both here and in OTC. Such posts will be removed.
HTH Peter.
dave74
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He mayer or mayer not be yag. We just don't know doowee?
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demondestroyer
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Que ' I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero, then I wouldnt have to deal with all this come and go ' song.
NowYou'rePlayingWithPower
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tallcoolone
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Guy was fantastic with Dead and Co. And he’s banged a ton of crazy hot broads.
This thread smells like jealous
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ewill52
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His blues album w\Pino and Steve Jordan is legit. great tone, great playing, i could care less where he sticks his yogurt cannon. The radio stuff.....not for me, I find it far more offensive than his gayness lol
CarlF
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VonBonfire
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I knew switching to PRS guitars has negative effects.
Speeddemon
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More like Jennifer Loves Häägen-Dazs
but back in the day...in that movie with Sick Horny Beaver... yowzah!
Dave M
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If Velveeta was a blooze guitarist ....
Dave M
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Damn, this thread has only reached four pages. If someone was really serious about trolling they could easily inflame 10-20 pages of butthurt at other places within 10 minutes.