Just got out of jail ! Gimme some tunes to cheer me up !

[CrystalSky]

How does that work? Internet or cell phone? Cell phone would be expensive… I called the head of DOFE in upside down America and it hurt my checking account….

WhatsApp bro. We’re living in the Internet age haha

 

[JackBootedThug]

WhatsApp bro. We’re living in the Internet age haha

Remember I’m an OG… hard to teach an old dog new tricks…

 

[CrystalSky]

Remember I’m an OG… hard to teach an old dog new tricks…

This is one of the easier ones actually. Just download it on your phone and you’re ready to go

 

[Devin]

Oh its not a big deal. For their Mosaic album 5 years ago they asked fans to submit pics of themselves to create a mosaic album cover. There are like 10,000 photos on there. We are one of them.

Gonna identify your photo and tribute it later, kimg

 

[japetus]

I had an Asian for 7 years before her . Asians are better than girls from Hollywood

HIGHLY subjective. But if you "date" a girl from Hollywood, well....you get what you deserve.

 

[japetus]

Gonna identify your photo and tribute it later, kimg

KIMG LOAD ROPES ON 311

 

[Devin]

We call it the Bussy

 

[japetus]

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[Devin]

I’ve pulled crazy shit out of guy’s assholes. Mostly dildos (all types). Once a Spider-Man ball, a butter knife, remote control, marbles and so on. Again. It’s always dudes. Never women. One guy tried all night long to get a vibrator out and tore his rectum up with needle nose pliers… we gave him a colostomy. Stupid ass.

 

[shar-vell Dan]

 

[mentoneman]

I’ve pulled crazy shit out of guy’s assholes. Mostly dildos (all types). Once a Spider-Man ball, a butter knife, remote control, marbles and so on. Again. It’s always dudes. Never women. One guy tried all night long to get a vibrator out and tore his rectum up with needle nose pliers… we gave him a colostomy. Stupid ass.

sometimes,
the best answer is
“we’ve done all we could. you’re gonna die.”

 

[CrystalSky]

I’ve pulled crazy shit out of guy’s assholes. Mostly dildos (all types). Once a Spider-Man ball, a butter knife, remote control, marbles and so on. Again. It’s always dudes. Never women. One guy tried all night long to get a vibrator out and tore his rectum up with needle nose pliers… we gave him a colostomy. Stupid ass.

Looool

So you’re a surgeon?

 

[311splawndude]

Equality mofo…enjoy it. Of course my old lady’s gangster and fights like a man so she might be able to take me… damn I love that woman…. Sometimes on the bad days I kinda understand the gay boys… not the butt stuff though…

Talk about some included diverse equity

It was her or the Amps..
She had to go..

 

[JackBootedThug]

Alpha one to medical…he has a tooth brush holder stuck in his ass… medical to alpha one say again…. Alpha one to medical-he states he has a toothbrush holder stuck in his ass…. Control to alpha one repeat… alpha one to control- inmate has a toothbrush holder stuck in his ass… control copies alpha one…. Operations to alpha one-repeat that traffic… alpha one to operations-I have an inmate with a toothbrush holder stuck in his ass sir…. Operations copies alpha one…. Then finally- alpha one to compound-one to medical…. Compound to alpha one..is that the one with the toothbrush holder stuck in his ass?…. That’s affirmative compound….10-4 alpha one-send him….

 

[JackBootedThug]

That was the radio traffic that day the dude “sat” on the toothbrush holder.. pretty much verbatim…

 

[311splawndude]

Gonna identify your photo and tribute it later, kimg

Ha. Sweet. Heading for the Caribbean so I'll hit you up when I get back

KIMG LOAD ROPES ON 311

Translate please. I consider myself a fairly based lit krunky motherfucker but I can' find meaning

 

[japetus]

Ha. Sweet. Heading for the Caribbean so I'll hit you up when I get back



Translate please. I consider myself a fairly based lit krunky motherfucker but I can' find meaning

He was eluding to the fact that he was going to locate your picture, and ejaculate a large amount unto your face on the cd case

 

[Devin]

 

[shar-vell Dan]

"toothbrush holders cum real hard and doesn't afraid of anything".

 

[kurtsstuff2003]

My chick kicked my ass lol I called the cops
We both got arrested. My charges were dismissed . The detective was really cool and understanding thank God . My ex wife and kids moved her out for me . She’s gone

So....she's available eh?? lol!!