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Floyd Eye said:
This is another perfect example of why people should not be allowed to keep wild animals as pets. The little bastard belongs in a jungle somewhere not in this bitch’s house. Pulled his fucking teeth out ? Are you fucking kidding me ? I think I would have told the lady “ Sorry, money is money but I have a rule against working for retarded mother fuckers.”
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Yeah, had she done anything besides put him in his cage, I would have just left. The face eaters cage is half the living room and he had a hammock and a small pool in it. Her husband said he started to put a bullet in him but he ran to mom and got on her shoulder and she was in full panic mode to defend him. I guess she talked him out of it after that.
Her brain is broken, she thinks that little basterd is her kid.
Her husband gets his face eaten and she wants to defend that fucking monkey??
She’s mentally ill…
Must be a democrat 🤔
 
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Floyd Eye said:
The fucked up shit people do to animals pisses me off.

I had a staffordshire brendel. He had no idea he was a vicious killer. My 16 year old golden retriever regularly punked him out. That dog lived 15 years and never bit anything other than logs, which were sticks to him for fetching. Max had a stroke and dropped. Never slowed down. He was a bundle of pent up energy right up until he hit the floor. I cried when that dog died. In fact I cried when my golden died. Those dogs were my friends. I didn’t cry when my brother died.
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I hear ya, my border collie we had 17 years died and it was really tuff to see her go. My wife and I cried like babies..

They are the only family members you get to pick. They love unconditionally and are loyal to the end. When I grow up I hope I’m half the human she thought I was
 
VonBonfire said:
Now you are just making up fantasy stories about me one day getting attacked. Nice work of fiction. Dog on dog and dog on animal violence is a long way from unprovoked attacks on humans. Does a bird dog go for birds. Yes, but bird ain't human.

I paid the Vet bill and we are on good terms to this day, friends to a degree. Are you east coast or something? We don't jump to sue over stuff that can be settled by men, thats bitch behavior..

I've never been attacked by any of my dogs and I have had more than a couple and friends with pits and bulldogs etc They'd catch a bullet in a beartbeat if they showed any human aggression at all. I'll chalk up your posts to your own ignorance, which is surprising coming from you tbh. I thought you had more logic and less emotive, speculative bs to your thought processes. I was wrong about that. Good day.
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Yo, no need to get all hardcore on @harddriver
He may have challenged you a bit but he didn't attack you
Of course I read all of that fairly quickly :dunno:

Family member dog bit my wife's face years ago :( Luckily, the stitching technique left little scars. You'd never know if you saw her. She got lucky.
 
JTyson said:
I hear ya, my border collie we had 17 years died and it was really tuff to see her go. My wife and I cried like babies..

They are the only family members you get to pick. They love unconditionally and are loyal to the end. When I grow up I hope I’m half the human she thought I was
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A dog will defend a sorry man faster than a man will defend a sorry dog.
 
311splawndude said:
Yo, no need to get all hardcore on @harddriver
He may have challenged you a bit but he didn't attack you
Of course I read all of that fairly quickly :dunno:

Family member dog bit my wife's face years ago :( Luckily, the stitching technique left little scars. You'd never know if you saw her. She got lucky.
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Eh he was speaking about stuff he has no background in. He's entitled to his opinion but his opinion does not match reality and is just wrong. He was just repeating the same kind of talking points a lefty living in a dem run city with breed specific regulations would say, which is weird because he's a conservative.
 
Monkey Man said:
IIRC breeding of them was outlawed in Oz last year.
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Nanny states do thst kind of crap. In Texas they passed legislation barring cities and municipalities from enacting breed specific bans and registries a long time ago. That's why there are a ton of awesome game dogs bred down here.
 
JTyson said:
I hear ya, my border collie we had 17 years died and it was really tuff to see her go. My wife and I cried like babies..

They are the only family members you get to pick. They love unconditionally and are loyal to the end. When I grow up I hope I’m half the human she thought I was
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You summed that up nicely, sir. Dogs are special in that they only see the good in us. They are even capable of loving a Democrat.
 
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Monkey Man said:
Must be the only adorable alligator in the world bro'.

He was lovin' it. :LOL:
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it will only take 1-2 seconds for Wally to snap; off a hand, a face, etc.

these parents are idiots letting their kids do this; I don't expect the kids to know any better, especially if their parents say it's ok.

I had a Burmese python (male); it was three feet and eating mice when I got it; I had to get a permit to own it. A few years later, it was around eight feet long, eating small pigs, rabbits and chickens; it could have killed me anytime it wanted; it bit me a few times during feeding time. It was not a smart idea.

I donated it to a local children's zoo. My friend and other guitarist in my band had a 15' python or boa, took three of us to get it out of its' enclosure to feed it. At that size, it didn't like to be handled.

When I first got mine, the pet store owner said to handle it every day, a few hours a day; snakes just get used to it, they just tolerate being handled. If you let them alone for awhile, they will get defensive when you try to handle them; and as they get bigger, it's not practical to try to handle them. When mine was 5' and under, I'd just drape it over my shoulder, it would grab a belt loop on my pants, and rest it's head on top of mine. As it got bigger it would wrap itself around my neck - which was a strange feeling; once it got over 6', that was no longer an option...
 
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