Proof positive that Ralphie and I are driving Carl nuts

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I'm speechless - and IMO its cool that Ralph and Kage stay cool about it.

Chapeau, guys.
 
STEEL KAGE":cc909 said:
Randy Van Sykes":cc909 said:
STEEL KAGE":cc909 said:
Ive met him once and so has James Peters... The list of whats not wrong with him is shorter than the list of what is wrong...
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He met James too...hmmmm
I guess if you meet him he gets a personal hate-on for you.
He had some names for James, I remember Carl bashing him and calling him a 'fidget' ...whatever that means. :confused:
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Thats funny too because, We've all seen pics of carl, hes the last one to talk about anyones looks....

Another funny thing was that he was talking all that shit about James and when James met him, he cowered like a the little whelped bitch that he is... Ask James..
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Maybe James will chime in here about it...although I really doubt he cares. ;)
 
He seems to think that him saying that hes coming out or getting local music rags to trash us is going to rattle me, LMAO!!!! IF I were that worried, the gigs would be secret....

carl fails again and if the thing about the music rags were true, it still wouldnt stop carls date with the inevitable.... ;)
 
bill":2d676 said:
Uh what kind of amp does Carl play through?
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Last I remember he had a vintage modern and his Heritage Colonial but Im pretty sure he sold the vintage modern.

But that was before he got himself banned here, so knowing him, he's got completely different stuff now. :lol: :LOL:
 
STEEL KAGE":2949f said:
He seems to think that him saying that hes coming out or getting local music rags to trash us is going to rattle me, LMAO!!!! IF I were that worried, the gigs would be secret....

carl fails again and if the thing about the music rags were true, it still wouldnt stop carls date with the inevitable.... ;)
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And he said he has a friend who has a connection to a magazine! Big fucking deal, maybe he'll be sucking some dick. And the singer in my last band had a column in the Aquarian where he talked about local bands. Nobody reads that shit except for the band that gets reviewed, and even so, who cares.
 
danyeo":ceca3 said:
Nobody reads that shit except for the band that gets reviewed, and even so, who cares.
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Funny I was thinking the same thing.
 
he's the dumbfuck who posted the picture of his head all stitched up and then bitched that someone made it an avatar right?

and then he says this? what a turd (actually turds are pretty neat, so scratch that comment)
 
SHAWN":003ab said:
who fuckn cares/ not me
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Great then stay out of the thread Idiot.
Where in this thread did anyone ask you for your opinion?
There ya go!! Problem solved dickhead.

Just for the record, don't think Im being harsh on you based on your reply in this thread. I still remember what an asshole that you really are from previous threads and My reply is tame compared to what I really think of you ;)

feel free to flame away!! I'll be out of town this weekend , so knock yourself out!
 
Sorry to hear about your sister Kage.

JKD":1a7e3 said:
This Carl geezer is lucky you guys have such a good sense of humour...way over the line he's crossed. WHat a tosser.
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+1.

Not a lot to say about this cretin except I've known blokes to be put into a permanent vegetative state for less.
 
so according to Carl he was at Kage's show last night.

Here is his review. LMAO..


Carlygtr Said
Hey Mike, you would have had the biggest laugh in your lifetime.

Your words describe it best-

DOGSHIT- TIN EAR- CRINGE

Made Ed's fretless GC contest vid look like Segovia.

You grew up, like me, seeing some of the greatest LI bands ever. Rat Race Choir, Zebra, Cintron, and many more.
All young bands that were highly talented.

Me and Guy checked out a few tunes last night of STEEL SHART and his band "Pretty Shitty". Couldn't stop laughing.
Funny thing is the fat fuck, STEEL NO-TALENT never knew I was there. Not that he would be doing anything about it.......except maybe ask me to play decent guitar music1 NO..... He was busy stinking up the joint with mud tone and dogwipe playing. There's a good reason there are no audio or video clips of these guys. No web site, no MySpace page, etc. A real hack throw together band, and it showed.

I don't even know WTF tunes these assholes were playing. Nobody was into it or paying the band any mind. None of his RT following was there that I noticed, and the place could have saved their money by having patrons play the jukebox all night.
Pathetic musicianship all around. The vocals were horribly off key. STEEL SHART has no chord knowledge outside of a few barr chords. His soloing a mess of reverb and delay. MANY wrong notes. He can't stay in key or improvise at all. He was inaudible. You can see he can't remember cues, the tunes, endings, etc. My friend Guy agreed, it was the worst band he ever saw....and absolutely the worst guitarist. My friend Guy is a better guitarist, IMO.


A grown man in a bargain basement 2 cent hack cover band is bad enough, but to not play the stuff well is a real laugh. His PHAT BALLOON head took up much of the stage. He had no stage presence at all and looked real nervous, likely worrying if his MASTER was watching. Clams galore. Honestly....I smoked this fuck at age 17. No shit. No contest. I destroy this windbag on all levels....and I got the recordings to prove it.
There is a good reason NONE of his RT following has commented on his playing. It's because the guy sucks. A 50 year old man in a loser cover band. I feel sorry for Ralph who has to hump an amp and dial his sound whenever STEEL CLIT plays.

We walked the fuck out on this fat loser bitch after a few unidentifiable songs, laughing our asses off. We drove outta there in disbelieve.

I have tapes of MY bar bands from 74-84 that simply DESTROY what I heard last night.

I didn't take my recorder due to the rain, and that's a shame, but I'll record this phat phuck sooner or later.
I felt pity more than anything else. Pretty sad when being in a cover band with a suckass setlist is your primary playing outlet. Worse is the guy obviously is in over his head. He couldn't learn the tunes and it showed badly.
Poor Ralph....stuck having to tend to his fat friend.

Mike, your son's band SLAUGHTERS this shit and he's on the right track with his originals.
I had my fun playing in cover bands at 17, AND the material we did was great. IMO, playing covers is a kid thing. The grown men I know who are still in cover bands are seasoned musicians who really put the stuff over well. STEEL SHART's band can't hold their own with the 17 year old kid bands we see in these bars....or the open blues jam guys. Really, STEEL SHAT and his "band" were gutter level dogshit at best.

I'm writing a review thats MUCH worse than this and submitting it to two top LI music rags. I got a friend with an IN there and hopefully it will get published.

So, the STEEL COCK Experience gets the worst possible rating.......

I doubt they will have any further gigs. They need a few years of practice to at least hold their own with the 15-17 year old bands I see locally.

This STEEL ASS CRACK is busy posting to my clip threads at TGP, yet this putz has got nothing to put up of his own. A real low level scumbagger.


These are covers, done with World Class playing.......

https://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInf ... ID=5890049 - Machine Gun


https://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInf ... ID=5776912 - Power Of Soul


https://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInf ... ID=5768227 - Brush With The Blues


https://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInf ... ID=5507834 - The Ocean



https://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInf ... ID=5644298 -Superstition


https://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInf ... ID=5593709 - Day Of The Eagle





https://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInf ... ID=5644293 -Maybe I'm A Leo




https://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInf ... ID=5519990 -Strange Brew



https://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInf ... ID=5520001

-What Is And What Should Never Be
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Once again the stupid asshole contradicts himself by saying that playing covers is for a 17 year old, when that's all the fuck he does. And he has no clue about the bar scene it seems.
 
I wish I could have seen the show last nite how did it go?
 
He says "he "didn't take his recorder due to rain"

LMAO!!! :hys: :hys: :hys: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:

WTF? Ever heard of a case or a plastic bag? What a pathetic loser. The guy is demented.
His Friend Guy? LMAO!!


This fucker never showed up last night. Lying pathetic loser.
 
Slaytallica":c1f5c said:
He says "he "didn't take his recorder due to rain"

LMAO!!! :hys: :hys: :hys: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:

WTF? Ever heard of a case or a plastic bag? What a pathetic loser. The guy is demented.
His Friend Guy? LMAO!!


This fucker never showed up last night. Lying pathetic loser.
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He cant walk fast enough with the walker and shit bag he has to hold :lol: :LOL:
 
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