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VESmedic
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Oh look, thegame is still arguing with someone and STILL can’t get out of his own way, who would’ve thought!
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paulyc
Well-known member
I can safely say none of us eat shit, so there’s that…It must be extremely frustrating for a group of actors when the same 5 or 6 English-speaking members in an English-speaking forum constantly verbally shoot at a single German who is not so familiar with the English language - hence the actors have a home advantage, so to speak, but still not achieve success
What's the matter with you word acrobats from the (former) land of opportunity?
Has the constant eating of burgers, hot dogs and pizza soaked your brains? Six against one, who also has the language disadvantage (yes, I don't have as many English words in my vocabulary as you x 6) should be an easy game for you. Why are you failing?
thegame
Well-known member
Now you're a standup comedian?
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paulyc
Well-known member
Mirrors are useless in your house, obviously.
novosibir
Well-known member
If that were the case, then that would really be a business idea worth considering - yes, but what do I care about the fucking money?
thegame
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Lots of money to be made as you're a walking punchline. Can we be a comedy duo?
311splawndude
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A lonely, cold & rainy, boring Friday afternoon over there?
What's you prob, baby?
You don't have any clue of nothin'?
That's your prob, not mine - but I feel sincere regret for your situation
You don't believe me anything?
Oh shit, now that I know that, I'm sure I won't be able to get a good night's sleep anymore
But better go and tell it your hair dresser, cos it's his job and not mine, to endure such a whining
... until I can prove otherwise?
In your schizophrenic stupidity, who do you think you are?
Are you God almighty?
Or are you the Holy Papa from Rome?
Or do you just feel like a stinky little prosecutor...
... who, because of his messed-up fantasies of omnipotence believes he can interrogate me like an accused in the courtroom?
Oh my poor little boy.
Better go to the toilet once again.
I am convinced that not everything went out there yet.
Once it's unclogged, your brain will definitely function much better, just believe me this one time
But the fact, that you won't be a potential customer for me, that really hurts me extremely
Btw please do me a favor and tell me what mushrooms were those you ate earlier
And yes of corse, if there's anything else I can do to relieve your frustration or boredom...
...then please let me know. Always at your service, Larry
Dug. Hole. Deeper.
cetanu
Well-known member
All this shit and his amps aren't even that good.
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Clig Herdunkachuk
Well-known member
Alright, we are going for 2,000 post now. Got it!
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paulyc
Well-known member
Which way do you want it, because you can’t have it both ways. You SAY you don’t care about money, but you charge an arm and a leg for your amps, and show us pictures of piles of money with a little wink like “ Who’s better than ME” ? Vampires are always rich in the movies.
Ben Waylin
Banned
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novosibir
Well-known member
Yes it is exactly as you say.
All the talk surrounding Larry Amps is all hype and myth.
Actually, Larry amps even sound worse than any cheap amp's made in China
In addition, they are sensitive, not reliable and they fail constantly
Larry Amps owners make any tech
rich 
But please don't ever tell anyone else out there or I'm ruined! I trust in your discretion
The real reason why the guys order such outrageously expensive Larry amps, pay a third of the price as a deposit...
... and then they still have to wait 4 years until they finally get the amp...
... hmm, yes what will be the reason for that?
Anyone who solves the riddle gets a dollar bonus from me
But I can only pay out this bonus in 4 monthly installments of 25 cents each
novosibir
Well-known member
Hey you are out of date.
An arm and a leg - that was the price 15 years ago.
Meanwhile, a Larry amp costs:
One leg - two arms - and one eye
Yes, I love boiled eyes as a starter for dinner
And if you're wondering, what's the point of a Larry amp if you can't play guitar without arms anyway?
I know a simple solution for this:
You can also give me your firstborn's arms - will be accepted
cetanu
Well-known member
It certainly is.
311splawndude
Well-known member
Wow dude.
That makes no sense.
That makes no sense.
novosibir
Well-known member
Yes, here is just one proof of so much on the web how crappy Larry amps are:It certainly is.
https://www.rig-talk.com/forum/thre...lbum-was-a-mark-3.231279/page-16#post-2922535
But read this with caution as it was written by one of my most ardent fans
cetanu
Well-known member
I think you confuse me with someone who gives a shit and who isn't an ex Larry amp owner.
JackBootedThug
MURDERATOR
Why is the wait time so long? Back orders? Those internal shots were clean as fuck.
311splawndude
Well-known member
He has professed that he takes his time.
It is a leisure labor of love for him. Each baby has a lot of care of feeding (as evident in the gut shots). If I was waiting on an amp from him though, seeing all these posts and the time it takes him to create them all would be hard to watch
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DeathbyButterslax
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4 years?? Damn 2 was tempting but 4??