Rigtalk/The gear page merger….

[stratjacket]

You are old school about everything. Arcade games, pinball, hyraxes, eating at 530 (and probably at the dinner table too). If you told me you had a rotary phone through AT&T I would believe you.

I’m slightly offended here, I would write a lengthy reply but I got to get down to the early bird special for dinner.

 

[Tone Monster]

whew

 

[napalmdeath]

Monkeyman will be the first to go. His username is racist, and offensive, though he might still qualify as a DEI hire.

 

[Metalhex]

You're late for April fools!

 

[JackBootedThug]

Sbouldn't this have been posted on April 1st?

The only thing better than an April fools joke is one not on April fools day..

 

[MadAsAHatter]

The only thing better than an April fools joke is one not on April fools day..

This just made me think of an old joke

What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.

 

[japetus]

whew

Lmao Tone Monster was about to get heated

 

[Techdeth]

This is ridiculous lol

 

[japetus]

This is ridiculous lol

It's just a way to get everyone rockin' into the weekend, really.

 

[SpiderWars]

Sbouldn't this have been posted on April 1st?

And if not, ‘merger’ isn’t the right word. More like shotgun wedding.

 

[JackBootedThug]

More like roofied and waking up with a sore sticky butt

 

[SpiderWars]

More like roofied and waking up with a sore sticky butt

Boom…see, I posted the TGP approved response. JBT kept it real like RT.

 

[7704A]

And if not, ‘merger’ isn’t the right word. More like shotgun wedding.

Who's pregnant?

 

[Eazy-ESP]

You heard it here first folks. Management from both sites have decided that a merger will be in the best interests of both sides. The acquisition and merger process should be completed by early next week. The new forum shall be called The rigpage…. As a consequence of this decision all platforms will restart at zero. All members will have to reregister and all post histories and site histories will be reset. There will be new posting and forum guidelines put in place to promote maximum inclusivity for members of all backgrounds, creeds, and sexual orientation. We the moderators of what used to be Rigtalk look forward to this new chapter for everyone as well as a new beginning for all members to live their truth… long live The Rigpage!!!!

Inclusivity finally. Cutting my dick off as we speak.

 

[Eazy-ESP]

Are VH threads still allowed? I feel we are only one or two more threads away from discovering the second shooter, I mean the secret of Ed’s Marshall, or whatever we were talking about. We are so close!

 

[Markedman]

Aprils Fool's right?

Ghey, fuck, I'll be banned the first goddamn minute! Nice knowing you all. I hate those GHEYBASTARDS! they think you should agree with them or ELSE. God mother fucking damn it.

I;\'ll go quietly and sit in the corner now. Turn your guitar down real low, better yet, put on headphones. Slayer rules all., change my mind! Asshole. Fuck'n shit ass tits!! Why don't you get off my lawn? Telecasters suck! Tan pants are ghey! Dumble amps sound like doo-doo. Yeah, right.

 

[Erock]

All the dumbass things I've posted over the years, and I get a clean slate? I can act like I know what I'm talking about now? Sweet!

 

[Metalhex]

Enough with this cruel joke!

 

[JackBootedThug]

Are VH threads still allowed? I feel we are only one or two more threads away from discovering the second shooter, I mean the secret of Ed’s Marshall, or whatever we were talking about. We are so close!

Nope….replace with pet shop boys or right said Fred….

 

[japetus]

@SgtThump will pack up his SLO and move and we will follow like nomads just as history has done before