I've got this brand new Boss GT-8 sitting in my display case here at work. I can't possibly use a lowly Boss GT-8 for my effect sounds. I'm afraid that I may get athlete's foot or at least a rash if I push buttons on that lowly multi-effect.
- I've got to have a Lexicon PCM-41 for some delays and an absolutely huge 80's chorus
- I've got to have a TC Electronic Stereo Chorus Flanger for other chorus needs.
- I've got to have a vintage Boss CE-2 for other chorus's
- I've got to have a vintage MXR Flanger for other flanges
- I've got to have a vintage ADA Flanger for other flanges
- I've got to have a vintage MXR Phase 90 for my phasing
- I've got to have a Hughes & Kettner Replex for my echoplex type delays
- I've got to have a Maxon AD-900 for my analog delays (not the AD-999 of course, mine is the rare, earlier two chip version)
- I've got to have a Fulltone Clyde wah for my "live" wah needs
- I've got to have a vintage Thomas Organ built Cry baby and it has to have the phasel inductor in it in order to be the "right" vintage wah for my recording needs
And Nuno? Well he just plays bigger shows than I ever played, ripping off cooler licks than I ever played, playing cooler songs than I've ever written to more appreciative fans than I've ever had. And he's getting tones at least as cool as I've ever gotten.
And he is able to do this using a Boss GT-8 for all his effects and a Proco Rat for his boost and plugs these into Marshall DSL's or whatever other Marshall he can get his hands on.
What the hell is wrong with me? What the hell is wrong with you? What the hell is wrong with all of us? We are mental!