TGP LOL's!!

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I tried to get kicked off TGP but only got a suspension until the 18th. I should have been more derogatory. I will try again on the 18th.
Just go in on the thread I linked above and straight up tell the guy he's a fucking tool
 
I think the OP of that thread is a Courtney Love "nut" or "fanboy"? I don't know the correct term for it. People are probably tired of the repetitive over-the-top comments. There was another poster recently that was a Cranberry's nut and ranted continuously about Delores. I think they were a long term member who eventually went off the rails, then comes back as a sock puppet and trolls everyone.
Maybe I can tell my Curt Cobain joke in that thread.

What’s the difference between Elton John and Curt Cobain?

Elton John can take one to the face. :D
 
I'm pretty sure I just earned an instant perma-ban on my first ever infraction at TGB with my post in the thread When did TGP peak? They're probably all losing their shit right about now as they read it. I'm sure my post will get deleted so here it is in all its glory...

I think TGP is sill moving up and hasn't peaked yet. It has always been on a high with tan pants wearing blues lawyers that can barely work two chords together and have more gear collecting dust than a hard working touring band will ever own. Now it's on a nice upwards trajectory of PC snowflake crybabies whining that someone hurt their feewings or wanting their well earned participation trophy. Can't leave out the mods either... They've hit a good high note when they banned a well known, well respected expert in their field for correction bad information they didn't "agree" with. But they have yet to peak in their gall to instantly ban anyone who has a mind of their own and doesn't think exactly like they do. And though Scott Peterson has always been a wanker I don't think we've seen what wankeryness he's truly capable of. So yeah TGP is still going up and up and has yet to really hit its peak.
 
That thread has some of the best funniest replies I've ever read. Sleewell's initital reply was GOLD, as was the 1 about the Butler stenciling on new letters. I skipped over that one, and glad I saw this thread. Definitely a worthy read :-P
Eric
 
This thread right here pretty much sums it up.....I had to go full restraint as I'm on double secret probation and the classifieds are a viable thing for me....feel free to go have some fun, in fact please do. The dipshit mentioned re: the Wizard thread there is also an active participant in it, kill two birds with one stone....Condensed version is dudes maid somehow rubbed the lettering off his new Mesa Mark V and he's irate :ROFLMAO:

https://www.thegearpage.net/board/index.php?threads/irate.2352926/
Won't you come into my room?
I wanna show you all my amps
I just want to see your cleaning rags
I just want to stand and stare
See the lettering begin to flow
As it falls upon the floor
Iron Maiden can't be fought
Iron Maiden can't be sought
Oh well, wherever,
Wherever you are
Iron Maiden's gonna get you
No matter how far
See the font begin to flow
Watching it shed up above my head
Iron Maiden wants you for dead
 
I think that's what makes it so pathetic. My maid.......LOL
I'll watch for his next thread: My chauffeur crashed my Ferrari
Well it will be "my chauffer crashed my Ferrari and broke the headstocks off 6 PRS guitars I was taking over to DiPa's house to discuss why Rick St Pierre wont take a phone call from either of us"
 
The things I want to say on there. I just stop myself. I want the banning, tbh. Maybe a NGD thread would do:

- What pickups should I replace the old crappy sounding ones in my Vintage Les Paul?

"I was thinking PAFs, since from what I'm told they are good and probably the best for metal. How many batteries should I buy for the pre amp? How many batteries for the post amp? Will this be compatible with my crate amp? I'm worried that it won't because it's a monster energy limited edition. Can I Djent with this Les Paul setup or is it only for normie music? Is it true that Les Paul was a wife beater? Maybe it was the other Paul guy, I dunno. Is it okay for women to rename their guitar Mary Ford?"

*proceeds to upload RelicdFirstAct.jpg*
 
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