THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

TV was banned, because there is no place on the internet for certain kinds of people! except second life he'd fuckin thrive there man

Or Friendster

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

Ya rub sixteen nubs
And whaddya get?
Another day older and deeper in debt

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Ya rub sixteen nubs
And whaddya get?
Another day older and deeper in debt

I still don’t know is what a nub is

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

I still don’t know is what a nub is

It’s a nonsense word with no fixed meaning

So naturally it’s FORBIDDEN

 

[Dave M]

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#thxplx

 

[Monkey Man]

At least we learned that spanking the monkey is a no-no here.

... unless it's your own monkey, in which case, spank away!

 

[Beigelemon]

... unless it's your own monkey, in which case, spank away!

Just popping to the toilet, won't be too long.

 

[Beigelemon]

Chimpo still remains

The Remains of the Chimp - the novel Kazuo Ishiguro should have written.

 

[Beigelemon]

I’m gonna go with Bubbles. I bet he has seen some shit

A well greased up chimp is definitely what you should be going for. Having to teach them the ropes is a tedious, and potentially fatal, affair.

 

[Beigelemon]

NEEPS AND TATTIES

Courtship Leith style.

 

[Beigelemon]

The Bosphorus: the strip between the salty pleasures of the Mediterranean and the dark mysteries of the Black Sea.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Just popping to the toilet, won't be too long.

length is less important than girth

 

[Beigelemon]

length is less important than girth

Spoken like a true aficionado.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Spoken like a true aficionado.

That only dates women with small hands

 

[Ben Waylin]

length is less important than girth

 

[Beigelemon]

That only dates women with small hands

Or piccolo tin whistle players as we used to call them.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Or piccolo tin whistle players as we used to call them.

I call mine “dwarfy nibbler”

 

[Beigelemon]

I call mine “dwarfy nibbler”

Just the right height. I like it.

 

[Beigelemon]

Ladies' chests.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Ladies' chests.

@Beigelemon You called?