THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

ShredSled dude that is AWESOME!!!

~ss

Wish i could claim credit for coining the term, but that was just what we used to call shred-type guitars back in the before- times

 

[Ben Waylin]

I feel horny

Well, that was a mistake.

 

[SixStringFuel]

@RubberMaid

He knows.
C’mon!

Is someone quoting me? I see show ignored content... not falling for that trick.

~ss

 

[SixStringFuel]

Aboner is fine... it's the people he associates with that are the problem, at least for me.

~ss

Show us on the emotionally unstable doll where Tgp hurt you,

 

[Ben Waylin]

Not that anyone's is gonna tell me, but how many ALT accounts does MCSS1969 have on here ?

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

Not that anyone's is gonna tell me, but how many ALT accounts does MCSS1969 have on here ?

45, 46, whatever it takes

 

[Ben Waylin]

45, 46, whatever it takes

Those are rookie numbers.

 

[ShitSquatch]

Not that anyone's is gonna tell me, but how many ALT accounts does MCSS1969 have on here ?

He's way two good for this place and would never come here... at least that's what he told everyone.

~ss

 

[SixStringFuel]

Okay


I really meant it... I wish I had kids I could spend time with like that.

~ss

You two are going to break the rules here and kiss, aren’t you?

 

[SixStringFuel]

Not that anyone's is gonna tell me, but how many ALT accounts does MCSS1969 have on here ?

Fun fact: 0

 

[Ben Waylin]

He's way two good for this place and would never come here... at least that's what he told everyone.

I can sense his presence.

It's like day-old tuna.

 

[84superchamp]

I feel horny

I suspect you’ve been in co-Ed group therapy.

 

[ShitSquatch]

I can sense his presence.

It's like day-old tuna.

Well I'll leave this here for him..

~ss

 

[84superchamp]

Ok seriously though

I wish guitar companies would stop putting flame / quilt veneer tops on budget shred sleds

Just make it in black and stop trying to make it seem “premium,” it just ends up seeming cheaper

Lipstick on a pig.

 

[ShitSquatch]

Also, you can really tell whom your friends and frenemies are when your TGP mega thread gets deleted.

I really thought well never-mind it's not worth it... lesson learnt

~ss

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

Lipstick on a pig.

Exactly

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I suspect you’ve been in co-Ed group therapy.

Lots of fake tears in bosoms

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Lipstick on a pig.

Is that like a red rocket? Afaf

 

[SixStringFuel]

Also, you can really tell whom your friends and frenemies are when your TGP mega thread gets deleted.

I really thought well never-mind it's not worth it... lesson learnt

~ss

I don’t think you’re as “hated” on Tgp as you make out and or believe, I think you enjoy being (in your mind) some kind of outlaw or martyr like Tgp legend. That makes you over exaggerate and obsess over your perceived wrongs by others.

Otoh, I think you’re way more obnoxious, whiny and insecure than you could possibly imagine.

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

Squarch is a good dude and that’s a fact