Welcome to today's episode of Tim Henson on Guitar

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Funk'n Metal said:
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Because the subject came up I have to ask the question. A LONGGG time ago I read a book of short zombie stories
and have been looking for it ever since. One of the stories involved a gimp suit.

Rich asshole picks up a hooker and first talks her into donning a suit and then getting tied to the bed. They fuck and
then right before he's gonna shoot his wad he zippers shut the breathing holes and gets EXTRA off on the girl
struggling to breath.

She dies, he finishes up, and then all hell breaks loose when she turns.

Sound familiar???? Anyone?
 
DemNuts said:
Because the subject came up I have to ask the question. A LONGGG time ago I read a book of short zombie stories
and have been looking for it ever since. One of the stories involved a gimp suit.

Rich asshole picks up a hooker and first talks her into donning a suit and then getting tied to the bed. They fuck and
then right before he's gonna shoot his wad he zippers shut the mask breathing holes and gets EXTRA off on the girl
struggling to breath.

She dies, he finishes up, and then all hell breaks loose when she turns.

Sound familiar???? Anyone?
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Not sure, Shel Silverstein, maybe? :ROFLMAO:
 
Funk'n Metal said:
Not sure, Shel Silverstein, maybe? :ROFLMAO:
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It was a killer read. Each story was a different author and it was well before the whole 90s and onward Zombie overdose
in all media so the ideas were fresh and extremely demented. One involved a dude turning after being curb stomped!
Think about that one for a sec....
:oops:
 
DemNuts said:
It was a killer read. Each story was a different author and it was well before the whole 90s and onward Zombie overdose
in all media so the ideas were fresh and extremely demented. One involved a dude turning after being curb stomped!
Think about that one for a sec....
:oops:
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I try not to. We have enough real world horror stories going on these days from all directions. Despite growing up in "Zombieland," for some reason ever since having kids I get scared of even Disney villains. :ROFLMAO:
 
Funk'n Metal said:
I try not to. We have enough real world horror stories going on these days from all directions. Despite growing up in "Zombieland," for some reason ever since having kids I get scared of even Disney villains. :ROFLMAO:
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A zombie with a completely destroyed jaw is extremely in-efficient in normal zombie like duties.
He got the job done but it was quite a bit messy - and I'm talking by Zombie standards. :ROFLMAO:


Re: kids, about two months after my 1st was born I stupidly read Pet Cemetery. Dumb dumb dumb.
 
Monkey Man said:
Oh yeah, Pet Sematary was sooo f'n creepy dude. :yes:
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SPOILER ALERT (for the 3 people on the planet who don't know the story)

When it got to the part where he exhumes his little boy I lost it.
Had to stop reading and bawl for a while.
 
I hear ya mate.

The story tugs at the heart strings and yet at the same time manages to dial the creep factor up to 11.
 
Monkey Man said:
Dude, you were the main culprit in this thread and I already spent a bunch of time today cleaning it up.

This post, along with a shit-tonne of others from you that I removed, is 100% unnecessary, counterproductive to the discussion and a blight on it, so please dial it back bro'.

Thanks man.
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Man I missed a lot or something!?
 
You sure did bro'. :LOL:

My ever-polite request you quoted that he dial it back fails to provide even a hint at the extent of the "transgressions".

In a nutshell, he persistently accused peeps who happen to like TH's playing of being gay and other untrue things. Throw in a number of God-awful insults and an eventual threat to leave the forum, followed by a disgusting pic of a dude spreading his butthole accompanied by a racist slur on all of us, and I had no choice but to drop the hammer.

He would've been OK if he'd just complied with my request, but he went OTT and basically shat on us all instead, breaching 2 of the 3 insta-ban rules (for the record, the 3 rules are racism, credible physical threads and porn).

Being a silver-lining guy, a positive to come out of it was that the thread delivered.1st-world human drama at its finest, providing some sort of value for all those who paid for their seats. :dunno:
 
Monkey Man said:
You sure did bro'. :LOL:

My ever-polite request you quoted that he dial it back fails to provide even a hint at the extent of the "transgressions".

In a nutshell, he persistently accused peeps who happen to like TH's playing of being gay and other untrue things. Throw in a number of God-awful insults and an eventual threat to leave the forum, followed by a disgusting pic of a dude spreading his butthole accompanied by a racist slur on all of us, and I had no choice but to drop the hammer.

He would've been OK if he'd just complied with my request, but he went OTT and basically shat on us all instead, breaching 2 of the 3 insta-ban rules (for the record, the 3 rules are racism, credible physical threads and porn).

Being a silver-lining guy, a positive to come out of it was that the thread delivered.1st-world human drama at its finest, providing some sort of value for all those who paid for their seats.
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Well I’m glad I missed it all lol sounds ridiculous. But monkey man’s got this !
 
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