WTB: Toilet Paper

[Kordoba]

That's straight out of scottosan's playbook, DBN. He'd be jealous if he knew you were "handing" them out for free... oh hang on... you said "hands-free", not "free". Bummer(!).

Do you take credit cards... or only tongue and dick?

It was too good not to steal.

 

[Monkey Man]

Roger that, mate.

He's said some things recently that seriously had me laughing out-'loud.

 

[Mailman1971]

Ok...,
So this priest walks into a bar carrying a roll of toilet paper....

 

[romanianreaper]

Ok...,
So this priest walks into a bar carrying a roll of toilet paper....

and the devil is in there holding a roll of CottonHell…..

 

[romanianreaper]

Hey do you guys know if they are still shipping toilet paper? I called FedEx-Lax and UPoopS but didn't hear back yet....

 

[Mailman1971]

Went shopping today. None on the shelf

 

[MetalHeadMike]

Second trip to the city to food shop since this thing hit (we only go once a month) and still no TP. Checkout lady at the register said if I'm not on social media and at the store when a delivery shows up forget it.

Guess when I run out here I'll just use the waterpik that's been collecting dust in the bathroom closet. Put that fucker to good use on the ol corn hole.

 

[Mailman1971]

I actually deliver at least one case of TP a day to random addresses.

 

[John4021]

Second trip to the city to food shop since this thing hit (we only go once a month) and still no TP. Checkout lady at the register said if I'm not on social media and at the store when a delivery shows up forget it.

Guess when I run out here I'll just use the waterpik that's been collecting dust in the bathroom closet. Put that fucker to good use on the ol corn hole.

Corn Hole......LMAO

When I moved to Ohio 14 yrs ago, I had no clue they play a game here with that name on it.
I was giggling like a 4th grader with a stiffy.

 

[MetalHeadMike]

Second trip to the city to food shop since this thing hit (we only go once a month) and still no TP. Checkout lady at the register said if I'm not on social media and at the store when a delivery shows up forget it.

Guess when I run out here I'll just use the waterpik that's been collecting dust in the bathroom closet. Put that fucker to good use on the ol corn hole.

Corn Hole......LMAO

When I moved to Ohio 14 yrs ago, I had no clue they play a game here with that name on it.
I was giggling like a 4th grader with a stiffy.

Right! I never heard of the game either...first time I heard someone say they were really good at playing corn hole, I thought...damn...folks round these parts aren't shy talking about there sex life at all.

 

[Krull]

 

[311splawndude]