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[Dan Gleesak]

I wouldn't go quite as far as calling him a relentless dick wad.
It's more like trying to hold an intellectual conversation with a scarlet macaw that's been stuck in a room with MSNBC playing in the background. He can only parrot what he's heard and has no real thoughts of his own. The talking bird loses it's novelty quickly and is no longer amusing.

lol I can’t say I’ve ever watched msnbc in my life. I love that even when I agree with Trump yall gotta spin it. Good stuff guys

 

[Thumbpicker]

Surprise!

Mate - anyone that laughs at my jokes is a friend of mine haha

 

[Geo]

I wouldn't go quite as far as calling him a relentless dick wad.
It's more like trying to hold an intellectual conversation with a scarlet macaw that's been stuck in a room with MSNBC playing in the background. He can only parrot what he's heard and has no real thoughts of his own. The talking bird loses it's novelty quickly and is no longer amusing.

Do you realize you just described a dick wad?

 

[harddriver]

 

[Thumbpicker]

- That'd be right huh.

 

[Monkey Man]

What’s JFC?

It's how I learned Jesus' middle name:

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Poor dude. Imagine having a middle name like that?

 

[Monkey Man]

@demondestroyer I see you were shocked.

FWIMBW I was quoting what others say. I've never actually said it myself.

 

[demondestroyer]

@demondestroyer I see you were shocked.

FWIMBW I was quoting what others say. I've never actually said it myself.

No brother! Completely understand. I know you are a believer like myself. Much love!!!

 

[skoora]

It's how I learned Jesus' middle name:

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Poor dude. Imagine having a middle name like that?

Is that taken from the French Fouquére?

 

[skoora]

 

[VonBonfire]

If you don't vote Biden, you ain't gay!!!

 

[Monkey Man]

Is that taken from the French Fouquére?

Must be sumpin' fancy-schmancy like that I reckon.

No brother! Completely understand. I know you are a believer like myself. Much love!!!

LOL Thanks brother and God Bless.

 

[Monkey Man]

That reminds me:

When I was a kid my ol' man used to say, "Jesus H. Christ", so maybe that's his middle initial?

Always wondered what he meant by that but no way was I gonna question him on it.

 

[Floyd Eye]

That reminds me:

When I was a kid my ol' man used to say, "Jesus H. Christ", so maybe that's his middle initial?

Always wondered what he meant by that but no way was I gonna question him on it.

Very common. H stands for Holy.

 

[Geo]

 

[Dan Gleesak]

It's how I learned Jesus' middle name:

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Poor dude. Imagine having a middle name like that?

Billy F Gibbons seemed to make it work for him

 

[Monkey Man]

Very common. H stands for Holy.

D'Oh! You'd think I'd have been able to figure it out over 50 years or so, but nooo, if something's too-obvious, even a joke punchline, I'll often miss it.

Thanks brother.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I once ordered some car stereo stuff from a place called log jam audio.
I always thought “log jam” would be a great name for a gay dating site

 

[Monkey Man]

Hey now Danno, that's not very "inclusive" of you mate.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Hey now Danno, that's not very "inclusive" of you mate.

It’s not wrong though