A Map of New Jersey.

[thiswaythatway]

Maybe there's a map out there for everyone's state like this one? This is pretty funny and it's actually pretty accurate.

 

[rupe]

Nice!

 

[thiswaythatway]

Nice!

I grew up in Where They Filmed Clerks. Now live in the Raritan Valley Line. You could break each section down into sub sections though.

 

[guitup too]

So I would feel at home in the "Pretty much Alabama" section?

 

[vultures]

The "Executives Living In Mansions Driving Mercedes-Benzes" should really be the "Jews" section

 

[Mr. Willy]

So I would feel at home in the "Pretty much Alabama" section?

Don't you love it when people make fun of Alabama? I do!

Everyone knows New Jersey has THE classiest people in the country! Just watch MTV if you don't think so.

 

[The Hoff]

Pretty good

 

[Chris6870]

I grew up on the border of "Vast wilderness of rednecks and retired hippies" and "The hill people".

 

[thiswaythatway]

So I would feel at home in the "Pretty much Alabama" section?

Don't you love it when people make fun of Alabama? I do!

Everyone knows New Jersey has THE classiest people in the country! Just watch MTV if you don't think so.

Really. Don't you know that none of those people are actually from NJ.

What NJ does have is a little bit of everything. If you like the woods NorthWest is nice as is part of what is called the Piney section. A hidden jem is that it's some of the ATV riding you could imagine because it's all loose sugar sand down there. But typical fucking Liberal tree hugging hippy scumbags have made every weed sacred in this state and you get the cops called on you for as much as riding a go-cart in your front lawn. Yet, the same hippy scumbags have NO problem when they hack down a forest and make a fucking mall.

There's soo much about this state I fucking hate, and yet plenty that I love.

 

[rupe]

Nice!

I grew up in Where They Filmed Clerks. Now live in the Raritan Valley Line. You could break each section down into sub sections though.

And I gigged heavily among the Happy White People

 

[guitup too]

So I would feel at home in the "Pretty much Alabama" section?

Don't you love it when people make fun of Alabama? I do!

Everyone knows New Jersey has THE classiest people in the country! Just watch MTV if you don't think so.

Nah, it's all in good fun here I think.

 

[Tone Zone]

The "Executives Living In Mansions Driving Mercedes-Benzes" should really be the "Jews" section

Nailed it!

 

[JakeAC5253]

No difference can be seen.

 

[shreder75]

I grew up in the land of Old People and Asians and moved to Crumbling Industry...heheeh

 

[shreder75]

So I would feel at home in the "Pretty much Alabama" section?

Don't you love it when people make fun of Alabama? I do!

Everyone knows New Jersey has THE classiest people in the country! Just watch MTV if you don't think so.

Really. Don't you know that none of those people are actually from NJ.

What NJ does have is a little bit of everything. If you like the woods NorthWest is nice as is part of what is called the Piney section. A hidden jem is that it's some of the ATV riding you could imagine because it's all loose sugar sand down there. But typical fucking Liberal tree hugging hippy scumbags have made every weed sacred in this state and you get the cops called on you for as much as riding a go-cart in your front lawn. Yet, the same hippy scumbags have NO problem when they hack down a forest and make a fucking mall.

There's soo much about this state I fucking hate, and yet plenty that I love.

that's how they get ya by the short and curlies ain't it? we do have a little of everything..and we pay through the fucking nose for it, that's for sure =D

if I didn't have such extended family within a half hour in all directions I'd have been out of this state long ago...well, that and sheer laziness keeps me here =D

 

[Vrad]

I just posted the same map on my Facebook! LOL!
Yeah it's quite accurate. Except the Jews part. They really should be peppered as small green dots throughout the northeastern part of the state.

 

[PeteLaramee]

I crackedup when I saw "Where They Filmed Clerks."

Hey Dan, can you wrangle for me?

 

[Chris6870]

I moved to PA.

 

[thiswaythatway]

Nice!

I grew up in Where They Filmed Clerks. Now live in the Raritan Valley Line. You could break each section down into sub sections though.

And I gigged heavily among the Happy White People

Let me guess, down South at the old Galaxy?

 

[rupe]

Nice!

I grew up in Where They Filmed Clerks. Now live in the Raritan Valley Line. You could break each section down into sub sections though.

And I gigged heavily among the Happy White People

Let me guess, down South at the old Galaxy?

You got it. Bonnie's Roxx in Atco as well.