It's that time again, Lady(me) and Gentlemen(you lvoley assholes).
If y'all recall last year I had given out some guitars, pickups, and some other shit like that illuminati pedal and I think some gift cards? I dunno, I'm deep into these Shillings (cider beer things, I shill not for free) and some purple stuff. Anyways... wait were we talking about, again? Oh yeah but um the Contest. Who like Role Playing Games? Fucking play this and win a guitar so that I have space to replace it. The prize is a guitar that you win. I have a bunch of them and um, fuck.
Well, like I said you can win one. Or maybe something else, I dunno. I have some cool shit laying around. But the thing is, I kind of want to not necessarily keep the prize(s?) a mystery, but I do want to keep them a mystery. Like have y'all played dungeons and dragons you fucking nerds? How many times can I say the word fuck before this goes to OTC? I don't want it there. Anyways, if you want to play than you can, but if you want to win you have to be North American. In the sense of like where you live, could give a fuck about your heritage. Unless you're like descended from a god or something. That would be cool. So, there's going to be prizes again, but I think I'll do like a weekly to monthly giveaway or whatever fits in with the game. I'm the gamemaster. I will control the story flow and you are a peasant who will make choices that may kill your peasant ass (in the game) off (in the game). Which as the gamemaster I will totally be fair, but firm, but also on a power trip. This is a long sentence. So, make your selection to start the adventure and you will be totally in my world. You must be 18 years old and have your social security number available to my cousin, the Prince of Nigeria, for redmption of prizes. Okay, I made that ast part up, but I just need a name and address to send the prize. Also, your mother's maiden name. You can't change your path, so select wisely. I'll prob give about a day or so for each event of the game for y'all to select your path. This is real in case you wonder. Also here's the clip for that other thread vs chugnorris that suppose to be at noon in case I'm still passed out. Sorry, it's kid of boring, ut I forgot about it than I needed to do it. Butt fuck you Chuggmuffin. Post a clip or you''ll never be a jerky salesmen, like your dream. Mods can play too. Anyways, i'm going tobed.
Edit: also just because you play doesn't that mean you'll win anything automatically just for playing. As gamemaster I will ultimately decide winners of any prizes and when those prizes happen and what those prizes are. Call me a BC Rich Bich, I dont care. You only have yourself to blame for making poor decisions in the game that you mostly have no control over. I'll update as my mind allows, so we'll just call the rules flexible for now, but entirely in my favor.
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But I understand his believe system that somewhat guides his thought process, so we agree to disagree and smoke more peace pipes. 
