PSA: "Who is the real Larry?" thread is live

There we go, fixed it for you.
Oh boy you're a fucking whiny snowflake aren't you? Don't bother to answer, it's a rhetorical question. I know this since you got your knickers in a twist because I merely mentioned that Jon himself said that the Quick Rod is the closest to his Dino right out of the box.
 
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Oh boy you're a fucking whiny snowflake aren't you? Don't bother to answer, it's a rhetorical question. I know this since you got your knickers in a twist because I merely mentioned that Jon himself said that the Quick Rod is the closest do his Dino right out of the box.

Let's hear your quick rod clips that sound like a dino
 
Oh boy you're a fucking whiny snowflake aren't you? Don't bother to answer, it's a rhetorical question. I know this since you got your knickers in a twist because I merely mentioned that Jon himself said that the Quick Rod is the closest do his Dino right out of the box.
Then I would HATE a Larry amp.
 
There's no "we" and how deluded are you that you think I actually care what you think about or want from me?
I know Jon has used Quick Rods and Ubers in the studio along with his dinos, I've just never heard that specific quote 🤷

I dont really care either way, go away before I catch AIDS from being in your vicinity, British cigarette.
 
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Oh boy you're a fucking whiny snowflake aren't you? Don't bother to answer, it's a rhetorical question. I know this since you got your knickers in a twist because I merely mentioned that Jon himself said that the Quick Rod is the closest to his Dino right out of the box.

Gosh you would think that out of the box a Randall Satan or Thrasher would sound the closest to a Larry since it was a compete direct copy of his amps.
 
There we go, fixed it for you.
I just read a bunch of the train wreck you posted on TGP a couple of years ago. I know now my suspicions were correct. You are an average guitarist who is full of himself, probably got beat up a lot as a kid, likely participate in LARPing to go along with your Dungeons and Dragons "metal". For such a seasoned player who has toured extensively, you would think at least one of your IG videos would have a "like" especially the one of you fumbling your way through what sounds to be "The Four Horsemen" LMAO!
Signed,
Guy who is too stupid to deserve any amps at all.
 
I just read a bunch of the train wreck you posted on TGP a couple of years ago. I know now my suspicions were correct. You are an average guitarist who is full of himself, probably got beat up a lot as a kid, likely participate in LARPing to go along with your Dungeons and Dragons "metal". For such a seasoned player who has toured extensively, you would think at least one of your IG videos would have a "like" especially the one of you fumbling your way through what sounds to be "The Four Horsemen" LMAO!
Signed,
Guy who is too stupid to deserve any amps at all.

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Gosh you would think that out of the box a Randall Satan or Thrasher would sound the closest to a Larry since it was a compete direct copy of his amps.
Satan/Thrasher weren't even a thing back then and are apparently based on the 939's California and Scream channels not the British HotRod that Jon mainly used but after he got his ass handed to him by the FBI for his guest appearance with bear spray on Jan 6 and then whined about how inmates threw feces and urine at him in prison and that he couldn't possibly last another week he struck a deal to rat out his friends and is now hiding from process servers in a mobile home.

So, he won't be playing a Larry on a stage or in a studio anytime soon.

I just read a bunch of the train wreck you posted on TGP a couple of years ago. I know now my suspicions were correct. You are an average guitarist who is full of himself, probably got beat up a lot as a kid, likely participate in LARPing to go along with your Dungeons and Dragons "metal". For such a seasoned player who has toured extensively, you would think at least one of your IG videos would have a "like" especially the one of you fumbling your way through what sounds to be "The Four Horsemen" LMAO!
Signed,
Guy who is too stupid to deserve any amps at all.
Daniel is like some fucked up Pokemon that started as a 13 year old pimply metal fanboy with little disposable income collecting patches like trophies that then his mom would sew onto his denim vest and who now decades later just (d)evolved into some wrinkly middle aged fanboy with more disposable income that unironically wears studded belts with sneakers while seeking confirmation from strangers on internet forums after finally getting his dream amp that now his whole life revolves around. I've already gigged with a Larry back when Daniel was still dreaming about owning one while blowing one impotent load after another into his personal cumsock.

It's sad to see that people like him or Larry seemingly never grow out of their embarrassing behaviour.
 
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Satan/Thrasher weren't even a thing back then and are based on the 939's California and Scream channels not the British HotRod that Jon mainly used but after he got his ass handed to him by the FBI for his guest appearance with bear spray on Jan 6 and then whined about how inmates threw feces and urine at him in prison and that he couldn't possibly last another week he struck a deal to rat out his friends and is now hiding from process servers. So, he won't be playing a Larry on a stage or in a studio anytime soon.


Daniel is like some f'd up Pokemon that started as a 13 year old pimply metal fanboy with little disposable income collecting patches like trophies that then his mom would sew onto his denim vest and who now decades later just (d)evolved into some wrinkly middle aged fanboy with more disposable income that unironically wears studded belts with sneakers while seeking confirmation from strangers on internet forums after finally getting his dream amp that now his whole life revolves around. I've already gigged with a Larry back when Daniel was still dreaming about owning one while blowing one impotent load after another into his personal cumsock. It's sad to see that people like him or Larry seemingly never grow out of their embarrassing behaviour.

I think you've found a twink to bottom for you @headlessdeadguy !


You won't have to bug hunt anymore, because he's got all the strongest HIV you could ever ask for!
 
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