PSA: "Who is the real Larry?" thread is live

[headlessdeadguy]

Line breaks and paragraphs are what separates an indecipherable wall of cousin-fucking retard text, from a relatively recognizable form of interpersonal communication

You already do this, as you aren't an idiot

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSN2yCwlxi2OxYdizg8fKgl97p9CHQjy-5UQBE0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Only a Larry can do this playing justice.

 

[Bro KV]

Dang it, was waiting to be subpoenaed as a witness to these shenanigans.

 

[DanTravis62]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSN2yCwlxi2OxYdizg8fKgl97p9CHQjy-5UQBE0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Only a Larry can do this playing justice.

First of all, that's my old matchless I had to sell - not my larry, second of all, where's your clips hacksaw?

It's always amazing how faggots like you never have any proof that you actually even play guitar. Just waxing poetic on your basic bitch gear

 

[headlessdeadguy]

First of all, that's my old matchless I had to sell - not my larry, second of all, where's your clips hacksaw?

It's always amazing how faggots like you never have any proof that you actually even play guitar. Just waxing poetic on your basic bitch gear

You seem to have a fixation with homosexuality. You missed coming out day.
I’m perfectly content with my awesome life. I have friends, toys, great kids, great dogs , an amazing wife etc.
You have an overpriced amp made by a shit eating thief and that’s all.
Your IG tells the story. No friends. No family. Just a Larry. I’m sorry man.
Keep writing your killer riffs on your killer amp. As long as you’re happy? That’s what matters.

 

[Smash]

First of all, that's my old matchless I had to sell - not my larry, second of all, where's your clips hacksaw?

It's always amazing how faggots like you never have any proof that you actually even play guitar. Just waxing poetic on your basic bitch gear

No, dan. He mentioned earlier someone once complimented his playing. He said we could ask them. We dont need clips. He said he toured america with a vh 140. He is in the club.

What did you do to the headless man to anger him so?

 

[DanTravis62]

No, dan. He mentioned earlier someone once complimented his playing. He said we could ask them. We dont need clips. He said he toured america with a vh 140. He is in the club.

What did you do to the headless man to anger him so?

Apparently my guitar playing skill doesn't warrant my Larry Dino

 

[novosibir]

What did you do to the headless man to anger him so?

Headless yes - but not dead

 

[Tone Monster]

Smartass!

How would you have done it if you had sent money back to someone who then said it hadn't arrived but you can't provide proof because it went through an online bank that has died in the meantime.

You could shit smart.
Can you give good advice now?

Heil! Yes sir, yes sir. Please don’t add to pending lawsuit. PLEAAAAAAAASE!!!!!

 

[Smash]

Apparently my guitar playing skill doesn't warrant my Larry Dino

I say your skill is good enough for the dino. The dino and pmm, no. You will have to give me the pmm so that you arent over your head. It os the right thing to do

 

[DanTravis62]

I say your skill is good enough for the dino. The dino and pmm, no. You will have to give me the pmm so that you arent over your head. It os the right thing to do

Chris, you're a scholar and a gentleman, but you should probably ask hacksaw Jim Duggans permission, so he can stalk your Instagram and every post you've ever made to judge your playing - even though he's literally never posted anything proving he actually plays guitar in the first place

God knows, we need the Ohio cousin-fuckers approval before graduating from a 5150

 

[Smash]

Chris, you're a scholar and a gentleman, but you should probably ask hacksaw Jim Duggans permission, so he can stalk your Instagram and every post you've ever made to judge your playing - even though he's literally never posted anything proving he actually plays guitar in the first place

God knows, we need the Ohio cousin-fuckers approval before graduating from a 5150

Well if he thinks your playing is bad, i better send him my wizard right now, cuz my playing is weak as fuck compared to yours. Have a listen headless. Tell me if i can play a line 6
Listen to Tribal Smash by Smashedguitarist on #SoundCloud
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[Monkey Man]

[sarcasm alert]
Na, it's shit brother. Forget Line6. I'm thinking a Pignose is too-good for you too.

Here's an idea:
Press the headstock into a Gyprock wall while you play. Cheapest amp on the planet.

 

[Monkey Man]

WTF?

Life has suddenly come to a standstill. All entermatainment is lost.

Don't know what to friggin' do wit' myself. Maybe I could explore German Caterpillars or sumpin'?

 

[MrDowntown]

WTF?

Life has suddenly come to a standstill. All entermatainment is lost.

Don't know what to friggin' do wit' myself. Maybe I could explore German Caterpillars or sumpin'?

I’m about to fucking die to play my guitar!
No shit, this thread, now with clips at the end too….all is right with the world and it has me stoked to bang out the 4.5 power chords I got in my holster!

 

[itsgoodnow]

WTF?

Life has suddenly come to a standstill. All entermatainment is lost.

Don't know what to friggin' do wit' myself. Maybe I could explore German Caterpillars or sumpin'?

Fuck it let’s keep going. WTB Larry Dino or PMM. Absolutely legit. Will pay a premium over new build costs. Will put 3k on top of asking for caterpillar edition.

 

[* velcro-fly *]

WTF?

Life has suddenly come to a standstill. All entermatainment is lost.

Don't know what to friggin' do wit' myself. Maybe I could explore German Caterpillars or sumpin'?

Mate you know how to fix it.....go git youself a carton of VB, a quality meat pie, a pack of bush pigs and head out into the outback for a month. that'll cure youse

 

[MrDowntown]

Fuck it let’s keep going. WTB Larry Dino or PMM. Absolutely legit. Will pay a premium over new build costs. Will put 3k on top of asking for caterpillar edition.

And you’re bonafide, frfr….as we learnt, you may (or may not) be da’hemuts legal counsel

 

[MrDowntown]

What’s odd…I watch tons of clips in a weeks time…FB, YT, etc. never do I ever recall seeing a Larry (except the occasional here). Tonight, I ran across a guy playing,,,had a Larry, and what appeared to be a marshall Larry in the foreground.

 

[Monkey Man]

Mate you know how to fix it.....go git youself a carton of VB, a quality meat pie, a pack of bush pigs and head out into the outback for a month. that'll cure youse

 

[FourT6and2]

What’s odd…I watch tons of clips in a weeks time…FB, YT, etc. never do I ever recall seeing a Larry (except the occasional here). Tonight, I ran across a guy playing,,,had a Larry, and what appeared to be a marshall Larry in the foreground.

Like in person? How'd it sound?