THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

[Lou Malnati]

I got my list.

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It’s my Beat Loaf Meat Loaf Lol

Should use this afterwards.

 

[Beater]

Should use this afterwards.

I been a polident guy too long to change now.

 

[FokenBusker]

Right on man. I got her some cocoa butter anti stretchmark lotion for her stomach.

Now I can’t jerk off without it

holy crap that stuff is full of vitamin e

your dickskin must be soft as ryan reynolds' face

 

[Dan Gleesak]

holy crap that stuff is full of vitamin e

your dickskin must be soft as ryan reynolds' face

I’ve heard it been called a “beautiful feminine penis”.

And I can’t disagree

 

[FokenBusker]

Me and my best buddy started a punk band!

 

[rsm]

Ooh me next

 

[Dan Gleesak]

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Ew

 

[Beater]

This place needs to lighten up

 

[rsm]

I seen somebody talking about this place and thought why the hell not. Lol

Light a candle and relax...

 

[FokenBusker]

This place needs to lighten up

The new punk band's name is Fast Times At Columbine High!

 

[Dan Gleesak]

The new punk band's name is Fast Times At Columbine High!

I’ve always liked these guys

 

[Beater]

The new punk band's name is Fast Times At Columbine High!

Is that funny?

 

[FokenBusker]

Is that funny?

I don't give a fuck if it is!

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Is that funny?

It’s punk

 

[Beater]

I don't give a fuck if it is!

That’s because your a piece of shit. No kids I bet.

It’s punk

That kind of punk ain’t for me.

 

[Lou Malnati]

That’s because your a piece of shit.

*you're

 

[FokenBusker]

That’s because your a piece of shit. No kids I bet.

Right on both counts! Guitar player has 2, tho.

That kind of punk ain’t for me.

You strike me as more of a Blink 182 kinda guy

 

[Beater]

Right on both counts! Guitar player has 2, tho.


You strike me as more of a Blink 182 kinda guy

Im a stooges fan. Old punk.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Im a stooges fan. Old punk.

That piano player has chops

 

[Beater]

That piano player has chops

Check out these 12” pianists