THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

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Beater said:
That’s because your a piece of shit. No kids I bet.

That kind of punk ain’t for me.
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This is definitely not the place for you then because, don't look now, but all the normal rules of decorum and what not are completely suspended here.

Shit wouldn't fly at TGP though so you may want to check that place out.
 
The original and ONLY punk outfit I respect and wanna see.

Fuck you idiots with your lame ass no talent unprofessional shit above.

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Beater said:
About 123 pages too long.
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@Beater

I gotta ask..........your user name is Beater..............................isn't it a little short?

Should it not read Prick Beater, Beater Off or Dick Beater...............or better still Wife Beater? If not you wife you can beat mine as she NEVER listens to me. PLUS..............I'll give you $5K if you KEEP her for good.
 
And there appeared in the sky,
a great rift as if a mountain sundered by mighty hands
And forth from it, poured the grievous vengeance of the one who was thentofore hidden
And lo, from the mouth of every man flew utterance of disconsolate agony
 
Aynirar27 said:
From my experience so far, reporting here carries more weight in the sense that the mod staff will actually read the report and look in to the post to get some background on it and then make a decision whether to take action or not.
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Correct weight bro'. :student:

84superchamp said:
Yep. My point was it isn’t automatic here like the instant bans over there. MM does the job like it should be done.
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I'm only-simian, but I try my best mate. :thumbsup:
 
Beigelemon said:
I remember some of his exchanges with Riffles and think that he must have known that arguing with him was a fool's task. But off he'd go.
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Riffles had absolutely zero impulse control, it was sorta sad-funny at first but then got pretty tiresome

He’d start an argument by saying something like “Liam Gallagher is more punk than Bad Brains, by far,”
get several people exasperated with his bullshit,
then be like “I don’t wanna talk about this OK? Christ”
 
Beigelemon said:
Ha! True! I remember one where Riffles had the hots for a co-worker. It turned ugly!!
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That was the worst

He was like
“Hey guys I’m in love with my subordinate oh btw she’s married”

literally EVERYONE was like “UH DUDE THAT IS A BAD IDEA, ABORT ABORT ABORT”

then he was like “I’m sorry i bought it up, you dumb ole boomers just don’t understand i need to follow my feelings, i cant be fake like you guys”
 
pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr said:
That was the worst

He was like
“Hey guys I’m in love with my subordinate oh btw she’s married”

literally EVERYONE was like “UH DUDE THAT IS A BAD IDEA, ABORT ABORT ABORT”

then he was like “I’m sorry i bought it up, you dumb ole boomers just don’t understand i need to follow my feelings, i cant be fake like you guys”
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LOL

his head was so far up his ass he could see his own tonsils
 
FokenBusker said:
He somehow still had ppl rooting for him to the bitter end, despite his insufferable pedantry. He clearly took pleasure in irritating the living shit out of people by roping them into circular arguments. It's not even the type of trolling that's fun to read as a third-party. At least if the audience enjoyed his work as much as he did, I could argue in defense of him in some way. But nope, he'd suck the air out of a thread faster than a ripe Taco Bell fart.
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“All I said was, you said that i said what I said you said, it’s not my fault you insist on constantly being circumferential in your discourse, that’s nothing to do with trying to ‘rope you in’ as you say to circular arguments. I don’t even own a rope. So whose rope is it? I’m just asking the question, since you keep saying it like it is something that a sayer could say was said. Go ahead, you’re the one being pedantic.”
 
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