THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

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pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr said:
That was the worst

He was like
“Hey guys I’m in love with my subordinate oh btw she’s married”

literally EVERYONE was like “UH DUDE THAT IS A BAD IDEA, ABORT ABORT ABORT”

then he was like “I’m sorry i bought it up, you dumb ole boomers just don’t understand i need to follow my feelings, i cant be fake like you guys”
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The sad truth was, he was terrified of her. She'd have snapped him like a frosty twig. But he wanted to be hurt.
I'll stop there.
 
pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr said:
“All I said was, you said that i said what I said you said, it’s not my fault you insist on constantly being circumferential in your discourse, that’s nothing to do with trying to ‘rope you in’ as you say to circular arguments. I don’t even own a rope. So whose rope is it? I’m just asking the question, since you keep saying it like it is something that a sayer could say was said. Go ahead, you’re the one being pedantic.”
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I remember once when I was talking about my son and I said that when he finally goes to sleep at night, part of me wants to wake him up again because I miss him. He completely misconstrued and thought I was talking about Riffles. When I pointed out his mistake he doubled down and started selecting quotes - some not even from me - to somehow "prove" he was right. I just left it since I realised there was no point in carrying on with it. Let's say he was a master at moving the goalposts.
 
pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr said:
Riffles had absolutely zero impulse control, it was sorta sad-funny at first but then got pretty tiresome

He’d start an argument by saying something like “Liam Gallagher is more punk than Bad Brains, by far,”
get several people exasperated with his bullshit,
then be like “I don’t wanna talk about this OK? Christ”
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HDWHW.
Imagine actually knowing him and having to say, work with him? My god! The horror! He'd talk shite all day, just to try and get an argument going. I've got it! That woman flashed a bit of tit to make him STFU and he thought he was in but in the process got all tongue-tied.
I'm way over thinking this.
 
Bag Man said:
@Beater

I gotta ask..........your user name is Beater..............................isn't it a little short?

Should it not read Prick Beater, Beater Off or Dick Beater...............or better still Wife Beater? If not you wife you can beat mine as she NEVER listens to me. PLUS..............I'll give you $5K if you KEEP her for good.
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You’re messed up.

 
Beigelemon said:
HDWHW.
Imagine actually knowing him and having to say, work with him? My god! The horror! He'd talk shite all day, just to try and get an argument going. I've got it! That woman flashed a bit of tit to make him STFU and he thought he was in but in the process got all tongue-tied.
I'm way over thinking this.
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I took offense to his selfie positing. It was always in his bathroom with a dirty mirror or dingy grout lines in the background. Have some sense of your surroundings man
 
$hit$quat said:
Them sumbitches ripped my Farce Thread off... within seconds of the Farce thread going down that copy cat thread was up and all the "girls" were in there celebrating, giving each other virtual handjobs... a coincidence, hell no they did there best to disturb the Farce!

~ss
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I wouldn’t be opposed to a virtual handjob here every once and a while though
 
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