Protestantism is graphs and charts and timelines and endless speculations and "getting saved" (note the past tense nature of the protestant language.) It's a one and done or choose your own church that fits your likes, wants, needs, and beliefs. The itching ears effect. There are how many protestant denominations? Don't like it? START YOUR OWN!!!!!! Protestantism is sipping coffee inside a building that looks like a convention center listening to some dude in business attire make a Ted-X talk on the bible, selling you on his talking points.
No divine liturgy, no true sacraments. no glory honor and worship. Just welch's grape juice and a piece of crusty bread passed out. No pre communion prayer rule, no demand for self examination. Yet strangely protestanism is legalistic. Note Arch Stanton's penchant for telling you you're going to hell, over and over and over. That's kind of the average protestant mindset tbh. It's judgemental, and outward. "Attendance is your worship". Passing a tip bucket around publicly during service. Rock band on stage. Why not just go see some decent music instead of wasting a perfectly good sunday? How much more do you want me to unload?