THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

[Beigelemon]

Anyone who puts down or disses the homie Nevets *deserves* to be stabbed

By Kitty!!

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Serious question:

Are “Scott Peterson” and “Scott Auld” different individuals? Or like two aspects of the same person?

2 completely different people. Opinions may vary but I really like Scott Auld. He is a mod and actually talked me in to not leaving the forum like a year ago or so.

Scott Peterson on the other hand can no longer get erections.

I say that because I posted “erections have ended a lot of relationships” and he banned me because “erectile dysfunction is not a laughing matter”

Tough break scott

 

[Ben Waylin]

Scott Peterson on the other hand can no longer get erections.

 

[Beigelemon]

I hate the labels too.
Just be fucking nice is my creed.

Us nice people have to stick together.

Power to the nice people!
You're right though, we have to stick together. I have friends from across the political spectrum, more or less, and it's not that hard to keep things respectful. Having a good laugh helps too.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

They are the only thing that keeps me from rolling out of bed at night

 

[Strandberg Junkie]

They are the only thing that keeps me from rolling out of bed at night

I feel like Paul Lynde sitting in the center square with the number of one liners springing to mind right now.

 

[Beigelemon]

I agree you were not a problem

but I don’t think the staff is either… I think sometimes they don’t understand the “inside” whatnots and don’t really see the big picture but I’m not going to bash them like you guys do. Eric, Scott DGT and others are okay by me… I’m sorry you guys have had problems with them. But the bashing and other is a little much IMO.

~ss

OK. But the word "nubbing" is a nonsense word. No-one is getting offended by it unless they decide to and inside their own minds deem it so. And yet it gets me a ban. It's like commonsense went out of the window. Why would the mods do that?

 

[Ben Waylin]

They are the only thing that keeps me from rolling out of bed at night

Legos ?

 

[jaxadam]

They are the only thing that keeps me from rolling out of bed at night

I take just enough viagra so that I don’t fall out of bed when I roll over at night.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Legos ?

our living room is the Lego minefield

 

[Ben Waylin]

our living room is the Lego minefield

You ever step on one of those barefoot with a boner ?

 

[ShitSquatch]

Sure.

*suhr

~ss

 

[FokenBusker]

Serious question:

Are “Scott Peterson” and “Scott Auld” different individuals? Or like two aspects of the same person?

Only difference I can verify is that Peterson has the better avatar

 

[Dan Gleesak]

You ever step on one of those barefoot with a boner ?

I’ve done a lot of things while having a boner

 

[FokenBusker]

You ever step on one of those barefoot with a boner ?

I'm meltiiiiiing what a woooorld

 

[Beigelemon]

barefoot with a boner

Wasn't that a Neil Simon comedy?

 

[Ben Waylin]

Wasn't that a Neil Simon comedy?

 

[Ben Waylin]

Only difference I can verify is that Peterson has the better avatar

What good's an avatar when you can't pop a boner ?

 

[Beigelemon]

What good's an avatar when you can't pop a boner ?

It's the digital equivalent of sticking a sock down your pants to impress the pensioners at an afternoon dance.

 

[Ben Waylin]

It's the digital equivalent of sticking a sock down your pants to impress the pensioners at an afternoon dance.

I got a 3 day suspension at TGP once for starting a petition to rename teh "Pub" to "The Geezer Plateau"