THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

Beigelemon · Mar 25, 2023

PLX said:
I got a 3 day suspension at TGP once for starting a petition to rename teh "Pub" to "The Geezer Plateau"

"The Geezer Plateau" is a great name. It's also telling the truth.

67mike · Mar 25, 2023

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PLX said:
What good's an avatar when you can't pop a boner ?

Show him a 13 year old alterboy.

Ben Waylin · Mar 25, 2023

Beigelemon said:
"The Geezer Plateau" is a great name. It's also telling the truth.

You get me.

FokenBusker · Mar 25, 2023

67mike said:
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Show him a 13 year old alterboy.

isn't that more likely to inspire laughter than arousal

pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr · Mar 25, 2023

Beigelemon said:
OK. But the word "nubbing" is a nonsense word. No-one is getting offended by it unless they decide to and inside their own minds deem it so. And yet it gets me a ban. It's like commonsense went out of the window. Why would the mods do that?

The banning of nonsense words is either malicious or insane or both.

Complete fuckin numskullery

67mike · Mar 25, 2023

pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr said:
The banning of nonsense words is either malicious or insane or both.

Complete fuckin numskullery

They are hostile cunts, what do you expect from shortdicked fuckwads waiting gender transformation surgery???

FokenBusker · Mar 25, 2023

67mike said:
They are hostile cunts, what do you expect from shortdicked fuckwads waiting gender transformation surgery???

one of their mods has a confed flag ballcap avatar i dunno if friendly fire is ur thing but

Beigelemon · Mar 25, 2023

pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr said:
The banning of nonsense words is either malicious or insane or both.

Complete fuckin numskullery

Completely agree. Although it's "nubskullery" surely?

ShitSquatch · Mar 25, 2023

FokenBusker said:
one of their mods has a confed flag ballcap avatar i dunno if friendly fire is ur thing but

At TGP? I just looked and didn’t see that kind of hat.

~ss

Ben Waylin · Mar 25, 2023

Beigelemon said:
Completely agree. Although it's "nubskullery" surely?

I think you mean "skullduggery".

pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr · Mar 25, 2023

PLX said:
I think you mean "skullduggery".

Skullnubbery

FokenBusker · Mar 25, 2023

I've been here all of 2 days and already my custom title says "Well-Known Member"

Well God damn if that ain't the red carpet treatment!!

84superchamp · Mar 25, 2023

Beigelemon said:
Incels and those types who have only seen strippers and porn actors naked. The world is infested with them.

Embarrassed and taken aback by a female presence, they are everywhere in RL too.

84superchamp · Mar 25, 2023

PLX said:
You ever step on one of those barefoot with a boner ?

It cures the boner.

84superchamp · Mar 25, 2023

Aynirar27 said:
I’ve done a lot of things while having a boner

Like opening the door for a young female delivery person while dressed in sweatpants?

84superchamp · Mar 25, 2023

Beigelemon said:
"The Geezer Plateau" is a great name. It's also telling the truth.

“I’m a YOUNG 70 YO!”
Sorry, no such thing.

Dan Gleesak · Mar 25, 2023

84superchamp said:
Like opening the door for a young female delivery person while dressed in sweatpants?

Paid the babysitter

84superchamp · Mar 25, 2023

Aynirar27 said:
Paid the babysitter

“Here’s your bonus”

Strandberg Junkie · Mar 25, 2023

X: She divorced me for the one mistake of doing the babysitter.

Y: You once had sexual intercourse with your child's sitter?!?!?!?

X: Nah, I did her for 18 months. I just count it as one mistake.

Dan Gleesak · Mar 25, 2023

84superchamp said:
“Here’s your bonus”

“It’s not a lot, but it’s all I can afford”