Dan Gleesak
Well-known member
I have a prison story that I actually had with an inmate....you tell me if you would want this dude reading stories to a bunch of kids....this was a raging homo....he kept it 100...24/7...not sure how this conversation started but this is it loosely verbatim....
inmate-so there I was...just giving it to him....
me-bro-I don't want to hear this...
inmate-well I slipped out and guess what I saw?
me-Fuck...what did you see?
inmate-a baked bean...in the end of my dick.....
me-................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................what the fuck did you just say?
inmate-I was fucking this dude and slipped out and there was a baked bean there.............................
me-................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................so what did you do?
inmate-I reached down and went PEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!(while making a flipping motion with his fingers) and went right back to fuckin.
me-..............don't you ever speak to me again dammit.
his name was dre....we called him the booty bandit....lol.....
“Don’t be retarded
You better listen to my song
Don’t be afraid to get
Some peanuts on your tongue”