What's with all the modded Marshalls and "Jose" mods this year?

[JimAnsell]

If they can’t actually get knocked up, child support won’t affect gear acquisition….

my child support is like $60 bucks a week, which is fuck all in the grand scheme of things.... but thats still about 1150 a year. thats still a higher end korean guitar, or a shitty american one that i could be buying every year ?
Should have chased a different kind of trap

 

[cragginshred]

55 year olds with more disposable income going through a midlife crisis and now ready to rock like it’s 1985!!

Yup -58 here and I live on 2 acres and can plug into two 4x12's and blast it day or night in my mancave studio!
Just sold a head and it becomes 'play $' !! What amp is next ?? Likely another Slo 30

 

[cragginshred]

As a 41 year old single guy who has only been single for a few years after a 22+ year relationship, i was a little surprised to see how easy that actually is. Like if you've kept yourself in good shape, aren't totally out of touch, and have the confidence to approach them at bars, your chances are pretty decent these days. They probably aren't gunna stick around long, but they'll bang u just for the experience. these young girls are super permiscuous these days, and addictied to attention. Which is why i actually do prefer women my own age... generally they're actually a bit LESS nuts. I've turned down TWO different 22 year olds in the past 3 months that both approached ME! i still have all my hair (complete with its natural color) and look 10 years younger than i am, but still, that was one hell of a self esteem boost that i DID NOT expect lol. What a great time to be alive!!

Beer goggle chicks rule! Kidding -maybe